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With the 16 of his remaining soldiers behind him, the Silver Slime Zombie was mopped up and killed in less than a minute. Opening his eyes, he felt like he rejoined the world. The
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Attack 15
Diagnosis: Not completely useless, but a large bone would probably be able to break it.]
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"Sounds absolutely fantastic… however, can you please tell me how I got here? All I remember was falling to sleep, and then I ended up with the five little goblins yelling at me."
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"So you know, but you just aren't able to tell me? What about the soldiers… am I able to talk to them… Are there any people in this world?"
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"Only if they can actually talk to me? Are they real human beings, or are we actually in a video game?"
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"Okay, I accept the three"
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"All I have is the barns." Erick closed his eyes and opened up the building menu, and spent his new 300 gold on three barns. All that remained was 500 wood 100 food and 500 gold. It'd be hard to get the next day with that just amount of food.
Nonetheless, the barns were soon erect, and the three villagers showed up. All three of them were girls that looked like runaways, and they seemed younger than him which was pretty hard to believe. He was only eighteen years old, but these girls couldn't have been older than 16 or 17.
"You're houses are right behind mine. Feel free to move in and if you have any questions don't feel afraid to ask me."
"Thank you lord," one of the girls bowed. The other two ran off towards their barns while she remained behind.
"I know… I know we just met but I have a request of you lord. My father wanted me to find a husband before I was too old… Would you mind marrying me?"
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"You can't be serious? I just met her and she already wants to marry me?'
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"It's only the first day… She's pretty and all, but is this really okay?"
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"Once a month? Do you mean I can have more than one wife? This isn't exactly like the World of Lorestan I remember… You couldn't even talk to the villagers… Fine, I accept the marriage proposal…>>
"You've acquired 1200 gold… Pepper will need to be properly taken care of tonight in order to seal the marriage… You've gained 30 experience for gaining a wife…"
Erick gulped and walked inside the house with Pepper behind him. She politely took off her shoes and smiled before giving Erick a kiss on the cheek.
"Mua! I can't believe I'm finally married! My sister got married so much earlier than me, and now I'm married too! I'm a lot older than I look by the way… I'm eighteen and three days!"
"Wow, so specific… happy belated birthday, wife?" Erick rubbed his cheek. "Do you want to know what your new last name is by the way?"
"You have a last name? I've never met anyone with a last name before," Pepper smiled, grinning as she pulled Erick in for a hug. "Now… since we got married… you know what we have to do tonight right? I wouldn't be able to go back to my family without showing them the stain on the bed."
"Sounds like something from the sixteenth century," Which Erick knew the game was based on. "Can we just eat some food together tonight, and then maybe we can go upstairs? I still have to figure out what to do before the next horde comes… It could be in two hours… it could be in twenty-eight."
"Hmmm, let's not eat yet… My father told me it's not good to stain the bed on an full stomach… What do you do when you get married anyway… I know we have to kiss, but what comes next?"
"If you don't know that, maybe we should save it for another time," Erick sighed, realizing it was too good to be true. "Your new last name is Brighton. I was from Ireland before being transported here."
"Sounds like a lovely name…" Pepper smiled at him, reaching under the table and grabbing his hand. "Well, Pepper Brighton would like to really feel a kiss—"
Knock!
Knock!
The amorous atmosphere instantly faded as a large fist sounded at the doorway.
One of the small goblins looked frightened and was jumping up and down.
"Master… Master… It's horrible! Someone has left a head on your field! It appears to be one of the scouts! I think you're being set up!"
"What do you mean? Like a human head?" Erick patted the little goblin on the back. "Show me where it is… Green 3… Pepper… you stay here."
"Sure, just forget your wife," Pepper frowned, walking over to the stove and slapping down 5 food. "What do you want for dinner? Chicken costs more food, but… we did get married today."
Erick said, "Chicken," before running out the door onto the field. When he got onto the field, there wasn't only one head, but two heads.
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"You can't be serious! It's not even my fault." Erick felt like he'd clearly been setup. "Is there any way I can request help from the Velvet Militia."
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"So, it's okay for me to be setup, but not okay for me to request help?" Erick replied, angst filling his voice. "Does it work like the game? Do I just have to get to level 5 in order to level up my rank?"
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"Got it… thanks… so what do you recommend? I still have tutorial mode on, right?"
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Erick sighed and kicked away one of the heads. It floated off into the distance as a cold wind traveled down his back and made him aware it was getting closer to winter.
The goblins could be heard behind him, talking amongst themselves. Even the soldiers had heard the gossip from the goblins about the approaching troops.
His new 'wife' Pepper, on the other hand, was waiting at the doorway to his house. It didn't take very long to cook with food in game, and she waved to him to indicate to come back.
As for the goblin that had taken him there, he picked up the heads and nervously shook them.
"Master… so what do you want me to do with the heads? Do you want me to build anything? Perhaps if we honor them with a burial they will do the same when we die."
"We aren't going to die…. This is just a game with rules. I've never lost a game since the day I was five years old and devoted my entire life to them… It's a wonder I just got married," Erick laughed, continuing, "Yes, burry them and tell me if you see anything funny… Also, I will send you a series of fences to build… It's time we make a maze.
"A maze sir? Do you want me to put these heads in the maze? I heard if we leave them out they might attract beasts… Bury the bodies, and bait the heads?"
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"Fine," Erick okayed the process, Opening up his mind's eye to build a fence network. He figured that would keep the goblin busy. Hopefully, the enemy wouldn't already have access to trench buckets and cannons this early in the game.
The rest of the night went silently along with the stirring of the wind.
Two hours later, after a dinner, he found himself awkwardly getting into his bed with Pepper looking at him with loving eyes. She'd taken off her shirt and pants and was blushing as she looked at him.
"I'm all yours for the night, husband. What do you want me to do now?"
"Why don't we get some sleep?" Erick yawned, rubbing her leg with his arm. "I don't want to rush into things, Pepper. In my world, there is something called the three-date rule."
"Oh, well then our dinner was our first date right? Do we do something because of our first date?" Pepper blushed as she started playing with her bra strap. "Do you want to… you know… sleep with me naked?"
"That sounds great… I mean… no! Just give me a kiss goodnight."
"That won't do. At least let me make a stain on the bed tonight. Father told me if I don't make a stain, it's not a true marriage! Is there someone else.. Erick? Are you just playing a game with me?"
Erick laughed before pulling her into his arms and staring deeply into her eyes. "Fine, I'm going to give you one kiss pepper. You can count this as something that's acceptable on a first date."
"I don't like these rules… Who needs three dates? We could die at any moment, and my husband doesn't even want to see me naked!"
"No! No! It's not that… I just… I also don't have as much experience as you think I do… I'm just in disbelief you want it so bad. Do you even know what's in my pants?"
Pepper nodded her head, slapping his legs with a smile. "Yes, you have two legs, and what papa called the third leg! That's what you put in me right?"
"Enough, go to sleep Pepper… Here," Erick pulled her head in, tapping his lips against hers. "You've already made it impossible for me to forget you…
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Five hours later,
Erick woke up to an alarm.
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"Ugh, I can't even get a night's rest!"
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