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Chapter 2 - Delhi's CAT

Here came the next phase of my life

After achieving so much in graduation, after getting a iron medal in university ( no applause please) , i had decided that science does not need me anymore so i breakoff with her with a promise to never face each other ever again.

It was mutually decided by me and my conscience that i deserve something better, something new to excel in.

Then After spending hours on internet, googling hundreds of carrier options ,scrambling newspapers ,i finally met with CAT, And within sometime she introduced me to her friends MAT and SAT and many more she got really big group guys:)

now the problem with CAT is that she is very demanding and tough to please.

So I decided to take some lessons to appease CAT and with some cloths and dad's money i threw myself to Delhi , where thousands of fools came and study to luring this CAT only by paying half a lakh bucks.

Jokes apart i still can't remember why i choosed for MBA even after my pathetic background and why my family let me do so, ( i think they hates me 😂) or they being too nice to tell me that dude you are good for nothing, even call centres can reject you.

The first task was to find a good coaching institution, for the first week I went to doors of every coaching centre from TIME to Carrier launcher, carrier power to DK classes. Finally after rigorous search for a CAT coaching ,i took a course in ALCHEMIST Cat coaching centre, Cannught place ,Delhi. Which actually seemed to be magic by an Alchemist, as their were so many beautiful faces.

The first day in Alchemist begins with orientation where i would get to know my fellow students, i was gripped in nervousness and anyone could read my face that how i was feeling that time . It was that day when i spoke best english , "Guys my name is ankush

, i am from a small town pundri in haryana and i am a science graduate. I hope it will be fun studying with you all." And than no one gave a fuck about it. In midst of all these confused soul i found some strange looking guy laughing on my intro, i came back to seat and he was seating besides me , suddenly he uttered to me "bhai thumare bhi english m L lage hue hai "

Consequently i asked him," kya thumare bhi lge gye kya".

We both laughed and it paved a path to the new friendship between the two confused guys , who after sometime became a jai veeru of alchemist.

Well this guy is belongs to jharkhand settled in delhi and studied engineering from NIT Mizoram , such a nationalistic guy and his best buddy and study partner is hardcore haryanvi , a bingo combination.

Breaking the tradition we usually attended all classes regularly ( more importantly in attended classes)and studied in the academy for hours, talking randomly about various subjects , he had excellent command over Trigonometry, algebra and trigonometry and I like arithmetic more , we used to debate over solution of almost every second question and sometimes it went to an extent that Mr . Ashutosh( our mentor) had to come to calm us down.

we took break after every half an hour , it was Joy who need to smoke and it was only because of him I got to know the prices of every brand of cigarettes.

one more reason why we study in the academy was that we get tea and coffee for free there and I was living independently in Uttam Nagar east , so this blessing in disguise for me , also it was quite expensive in C.P .

The routine continued for 8-9 months and coaching finally made me to finally go to a date with my CAT ( yes it was my exam) and I did a pretty good job that's what I think atleast.

With 82 percentile in exam and my tremendous background in school and college, I came to know she was not interested in me. Now I have to figure out something else.....