I was shaking with suppressed rage, although I had hit him with a frying pan so I'm not sure how much I'd really suppressed it.. anyway I glided from the kitchen and made my way to my room quickly texting Lane on the way to meet me upstairs.
Lane overhearing my kitchen sexcapades.. well let's be honest she would have loved it as would Finn actually! Knowing them they'd be like proud parents!
I was a bit embarrassed that Nate heard but not so much that I couldn't face him, no the major issues I had with what just happened were the fact that Katrina would have heard and that he did it to spite me not because he wanted me.
I had a suitcase open on my bed and I was throwing things in in a haphazard manner when Lane and Finn found me.
"Sorry babe he followed me upstairs!"
"I don't care, just help me pack."
Exchanging looks Lane came and sat on my bed whilst Finn leant against my dresser - neither of them packing a bloody thing! Consciously ignoring them I carried on like a whirlwind grabbing everything and throwing it on the bed - at a snort from Finn I turned and realised I'd thrown a pile of bras on Lanes head!
"Sorry.. how bad was it down there?"
Picking a lacy hot pink bra off her ear, studying it for a moment, holding it up in front of her boobs then putting it in HER handbag Lane waved her hand around
"Seriously not that bad, I mean if I had a dollar for every time you'd said penis when you meant something normal I'd have.. well a dollar but still it's not that bad! Certainly not a reason to pack and leave!"
Looking at her like she was crazy I turned to Finn for a little help.
"She's right it was funny!"
"Ohmigod you two! I obviously meant when I had a screaming orgasm in the kitchen and you all heard!"
You could have heard a pin drop.. seriously.. Finn and Lane looked at each other, jaws dropped and I had a sudden realisation that Blade had been fucking with me and no one had heard a thing.
Eyes heavenward praying for patience I wished I'd hit him a couple more times with the frying pan!
"Explain! Yourself! Now!"
Two pairs of eyes boring into me, two voices speaking as one.. geez I'd forgotten what these two were like when they were together!
A knock came at my door saving me from having to answer and smiling cockily at the pair of them I went to answer knowing that Blade didn't knock so it couldn't be the demon president!
Katrina was on the other side of the door and I was suddenly wishing it had been Blade!
"Tasha, would you mind if we had a talk?"
"Sure, do you want to come in?"
Standing aside, Katrina came in, eyebrow raising at the site of destruction that used to be my bed. Lane and Finn - my little gossip puppies - were watching us with huge smiles on their faces, settled in on the couch, so I shooed them out the room before we started.
I shut the door behind them and turned to Katrina but the angelic vision from earlier was gone and in her place stood an angry harpy.
"Listen to me you whore, Blade is mine, I don't care how many times he fucks you in the kitchen, I'm the only one who he'll end up marrying. How much money do you want to leave him?"
I was so done with today. I was so done with people thinking they could talk to and treat me however they wanted. Not to toot my own horn but I'd been helping Blade out of kindness and a sense of guilt but I hadn't been doing it for a reward!
"Get out of my room. Now. Blade isn't here to hold me back this time."
Speaking of the devil, he waltzed in just as I said that like he'd been waiting outside for the perfect entrance and I rolled my eyes so hard I was worried they'd get stuck!
"Both of you can get lost! I'm leaving just give me five freaking minutes to pack! In fact do you know what! Keep it! I'll buy new stuff!"
I was shrieking by the end of my sentence, arms in the air, and I realised I really needed to learn how to have an argument without looking like a crazy lady!
Grabbing the only thing of importance, my memory box containing memories of my father, I departed, only the door wouldn't open and looking up I realised Blade had his hand on the door above my head holding it closed!
"Katrina, leave us, I'll talk with you after baby"
Hearing him call her baby I almost barfed all over his Italian leather shoes but instead I huffed, crossed my arms over my chest and pouted, all things I'd hate myself for later.
Smiling at me in victory the demons wifey left the room leaving me alone with him once more.
"I'm not sorry before you even start so whatever.. and I'm not helping you anymore so just leave me alone because you're an asshole and I despise you!"
In my mind I said it haughtily and gracefully but judging from the look on Blades screwed up face I think it actually sounded more screechy and nails on the chalkboardy!