Throughout time there has been many adventures with in the world of Vergonia. Each having a tale of amazing adventures and dangers the likes of which has never been seen. There have been many heros in these tales as well. Ta'rock the half orc who with the swing of his mighty ax was able to cut down an entire army of skeleton knights. Alura the beautiful and dangerous ranger who was able to take down a dragon with a single pull of her enchanted bow. Last but certainly not least the legendary Draginkin Corvak who took on the goblin king bare handed and was able to behead with with just the swing of his tail. Heros like there's are hard to come by and are only ever given to the innocent in the most desperate times of need.

This journey however is unlike the which you have ever read of. The heros in this tail are ignorant, selfish, dumb and most of all not hero martial. Fate has plans for them whether they like it or not. It's gonna be one hell of a journey for this warrior, a thief, a ranger and a... bard.

Come let us begin this tale of idiots, heros and a mysterious cat that seems to find it's way around this strange and magical world.