You'd never guess what happened to me yesterday. Did you guess? Probably not, but that's okay because I'll tell you all about it. But first you need to know that it was midnight.
....and a full moon. Dumb werewolves.
I was walking down the hall. The usual. When all of a sudden there was a howl! Has you may know, well if you're human you wouldn't, werecats are VERY jumpy. When I heard that howl I jumped up grabbed hold of the ceiling and stayed there.
Sadly it took a lot of people to help me down. And I'm still picking bits of ceiling out of my nails.
My friends won't let me hear the end of it!
Wuwuwuwuwuwu!
I can tell that you don't really care. Count yourself lucky I even updated today. I told you Werecats are hard to come by
Hphm. Loser.
-Slyvie John 09/28/19