Ahoy Clam Heads!
Hahaha see what I did there? Clams are mainly muscles and that indirect inference to your brains as only muscles is a direct insult to your intellect. How did I do there?
Ahem! I digress once more. It's you captain and yes, I noticed that there may or may not have been missing updates. Life at the seas have gotten a little more hectic these days, you simply won't believe the kind of mess we've gotten mucked in this time.
We've stumbled upon the devil's lair and are given a choice to work or die. Your captain isn't fond of working but to escape Davy Jones' Locker, work I did.