Ahoy Ship Wreckers!
Today I bring you Simba - the self-proclaimed King of Football. This delinquent earned his nickname not because of his ferocity but because of his wild mane. Why not hair? Believe me, if I could tame it I would call it hair but I can't. It doesn't matter, I can't tame it with water and I certainly can't put it down with hair mousse. It just has a stubborn personality of its own much like Simba.
Simba is nothing like the cub in the movie. He is tall, athletic and dark-skinned much like Scar. However, his good points are more aligned with the young lion cub. For example, he can be quick to start a fight but also quick to forgive. Simba doesn't waste time on the big picture, he chases birds he can see in front of him. If Math concepts go over his head, Simba doesn't even pretend to try. He acknowledges defeat and moves on with life. While I quite admire his attitude, this certainly won't do for the upcoming test.
