Ahoy Landlubbers!
You cannot imagine my delight when a story came rolling into my life this week while I was wondering what I should write for my newest entry. Of all the humans I've met, this man takes the title of "The Biggest Fool". Now let me tell you all about it with a cinematic view.
Your captain had tripped over rolling stray soccer balls and hurt her knees badly enough to be carried over to the school's infirmary on the third floor. Nobody knows why the infirmary was located on the third floor just beside the science lab but I suppose the school was more concerned about kids with broken glass shards than scraped knees.
