It's been six years since I started in this job, I still dont know my old name, and I'm really curious about my human trash self.
My first victim has been on this danm loop of mine for three years, time sure flies when you are having fun being mean to souls, I know is just my bad nature talking, but I'm pretty sure the bastard I'm torturing wasn't good, he ended in hell after all, probably wasn't that bad too since they gave it to a newbie to the job, and just a thousand years sentence, mine was a hundred f*cking thousand years or turn into devil myself for eternity. He is my first specimen and didn't received the right to know he was dead as soon as it happened, I'm sure the poor soul still thinks he is still alive. I think he is receiving special treatment, because three years of Hell School of torture wasn't enough to make me a good devil, I look forward my first promotion, if I do well in this hundred of years I might receive the right to watch some seniors torture techniques and get better at the job.
When I first came here I thought it was an awful place, I mean, its hell, but after I went to "school" I learned that Hell is basically a conglomerate, there is the CEO of this empire, curently Lucifer, God's former favorite kid, and there two vice CEOs, Lilith the first woman, yes Eva was created cause Lilith had a brain and didn't wanted to be an object of Adam, so she was Lucifer's first employee, she grew with the company, a very heartwarming story, then we have also Crawler, he is know as a leech, he was the most important member of satanism history, we are proud of him, however he bootlicks Lucifer so much, is disgusting, they are the heads of hell. Well I'm running out of time I will tell you more about my beloved company in the future, now I'm going in line to talk some capitalism to the victim, I think his name was Lennin?