And how is it? Have you just downloaded the site and are already receiving feedback? How is this possible?
Arash?
Well ... damn, it turns out, before the light went out, I managed to load the site.
"What"?
"Aren't you a pro?"
"And you only turn out to be an amateur"?
"What do we do"?
What ... do not you worry, Dara! We are all students, we study at random! It's nothing, everything will be all right!
"Well ... bro, you surprised me ..,"!
Surprised?
So I'm cool?
"No, no, I'm surprised, rather disappointed!"
"I thought my cousin, clever, genius, and he still makes mistakes ..,"!
But I'm learning from them, never mind!
"Well, I agree with that!"
"Anyway, who will you entrust it to"?
"Well, more, so do not be mistaken!"
Of course, okay, agreed bro!
"So what's up with our store?"
"What are the reviews"?
"What do they write?"
"What is the statistics"?
"How did you promote our store?"
Well, I advertised through my guys in the Telegram at the university, and I ran through social networks, dropped the data in flyers in student cafes and the professorial campus ... through a familiar librarian ...
"And how is she?"
"Our future, new daughter in law"?
Yes, well, you ... Bro ...
And so, yes, she is beautiful, kind, sweet!
"What's his name"?
Barno!
"Wow, when you bro speak of her, you blush!"
"Youth"!
Yes, you yourself, bro is not old?
"Well, I'm already old in my soul!"
"When the wedding"?
"Do not forget to invite"?
It's over! But before the wedding is far away, but we will send matchmakers this summer!
"Wow" !!!!
"Yes, you marry me before!"
Well, I try! The girl is really very good!
"Okay, okay, and how did she help with advertising"?
She, the information spread them among the professorial wives!
"Yes! This is really cool!"
"She is really wise, this is gold, you need to grab and run!"
That's how she is!
"So what's up with our reviews"?
Oh ... well, a lot of feedback!
They write from regions, they write from China, from Russia.
They want to buy dry fruit, fruit candy, nuts ... and most importantly industrial scale!
We did not count on it?
There are also reviews from our trolls, they are outraged by the inflated prices, they say, they are completely offensive ... to raise the price by 59 percent!
But they do not know about our quality! Therefore, we are scolded!
They have not tried the product yet, but they are already scolding me!
"What did you want"?
"These are sofa analysts, they are having so much fun" ...
"As the author wrote Douglas Copeland in his book" J Pod "- with the advent of the Internet, the streets were freed from idiots ..."
Wow, so now they are on the Internet ...
"Well, not without it ..."
"Old Vernadsky, the Russian genius of science, hastily hurried, saying that the 21st century will be the century of the Noosphere ..." the sphere of reason. "So far in the world I don't see it ... rather its opposite of .. but this we are already moving away from Topics..."
"By the way, here I remembered the Swedish story about the Giant izba and the sausage roof ... and about the fascinating stories about eating sandwiches for kids from Bellerby!
Oh, bro, why are they here?
"Well, they know how to paint everything colorfully, so much so that you read and drool over!"
Okay, don't worry, how much they ordered, the goods from our store?
Well ... for 10,000 bucks!
"Cool"! "And this is the interpretation of the first day" ?!
Well, let's see what will be the dynamics for the week and month, while it is too early to roll the lip.
And can we satisfy their demand?
Will Grandma Mahtab and her neighbors be able to prepare the necessary products? Like your grandfather Firuz and Aba Bie?
"Well, why do you panic ahead of time?"
"Here we will go tomorrow to the mountains" Light ", we will buy dry fruits and nuts, we will sell part of them immediately, we will let another one go through our online store" ...
"The grandfather can process their products, also create new tasty sweets ...".
"So do not worry"?!
Can I come with you?
"Of course"!
"Tomorrow we arrive at five in the morning"!
"Let's take two trucks of 9 tons each"!
"And forward!"
Wow! Probably it will be interesting?
"And what do you think?"
"The most interesting thing is communication and farmers, their persuasion, to bargain with them."
"This is the most curious thing about this journey!"
"You can learn a lot and new!"
Wow, I'm excited ...