Welcome, to Cooking With... Me. Today, we will be cooking a monster known as... The Orc.
HahA! Just kidding! I don't know how to cook! But, well, a slime can try!
So first, ladies and gentleman at home, please preheat your fire to 1200 degrees Celcius, you may do this by using the skill 'Demon Lizard Breath' As it is fast and effective! Now, we must prepare our main dish, aka I'm gonna cut it up. We must first remove the internal organs and blood, if I uh, remember correctly-
H-how do I do that? Oh, who cares about the organs and stuff being in there? I mean, I should probably drain the blood for my Vampire form... What'll I use to store the blood, though? I opened the shop.
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Credits: 600
Item catalogue:
Average sword: 100 Credits
Decent Bow: 200 Credits
Arrows: 5 Credits Each
Lower quality Potion: 50 Credits
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"Oooo! That should do!" I bought four pairs of potions, the four appearing in front of me. The bottles were pretty decently sized, the vial fancily designed. The potion itself was a deep red colour. "I should see if I need to use one... Status!" The status screen appeared in front of me, it's faint light illuminating the night around me.
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Name: {Blank}
Species: Arch slime
Lv: 6
Health: 11.69/16.
Mp: 0/0
Strength: 2.4
Agility: 3
Vitality: 1.8
Defence: 1.6
Intelligence: 2.4
Wisdom: 0.8
Charm: 0.2
Skills: Gluttony, System, Demon lizard breath, Camouflage, Magic sense, Fly, Echolocation, Defense Form, Punching attacks enhancement, Bloodsucking, Mimic, Ice affinity, ???????, Icicle blast, Paralysis bite, Swimming,
Forms: Demon lizard, Giant Bat, Vampire, Ice wolf, Big fish.
Credits: 400
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"Mhm, nice stat increaseee... I guess a potion wouldn't hurt!" I drank one, feeling as if a weight was lifted from me. Though the potion was disgusting, the feeling was pleasant enough.
"Hmm, You usually need a knife to drain the blood... Right? Well, the Orc had some pretty sharp tusks sooo- I'll just use that? Wait, I still have that sword! I can just use that!" I pulled the sword out the Orc's head, stabbed it into its stomach, spun it around and took it out. I placed the empty vial under, blood draining out. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, but I did take off the armour and clothes the Orc was wearing, and before you ask, no, none of it fits me-
Oh, the vial is full now and most of the blood has been drained. I put aside the vial and started cutting up pieces of the Orc, Five to be exact. One for my main form, and four for the others. Of course, Vampires consume blood so- I mean I hope they don't need other food?
I finally began cooking the meat... Anddddd- Boom! I was done! I don't really have any seasoning, but who cares! I bit into it and... Yeah, tastes like shit. It's stupidly burnt and it has a flavour that can only be described with the word weird. But, it's the only food I have sooo- I finished it and fed it to my other forms.
And if you want to know, I had to throw the food into a nearby river and eat it there for my 'Big Fish' Form.
Oh! And I made sure to check the statuses of all of my forms too, but really only the stats were different, not even the health or Mana-
So if you wanna see, here you go!
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Demon Lizard:
Strength: 6
Agility: 2
Vitality: 8
Defence: 12
Intelligence: 0.4
Wisdom: 0.2
Charm: 0.1
Giant Bat:
Strength: 5
Agility: 15
Vitality: 3
Defence: 1
Intelligence: 4.6
Wisdom: 3.5
Charm: 0
Vampire:
Strength: 11
Agility: 12
Vitality: 20
Defence: 6
Intelligence: 2.4
Wisdom: 12
Charm: 10
Ice Wolf:
Strength: 9
Agility: 17
Vitality: 9.5
Defence: 6
Intelligence: 9
Wisdom: 14
Charm: 9
Big Fish:
Strength: 4
Agility: 24
Vitality: 12
Defence: 1.2
Intelligence: 0.2
Wisdom: 0.2
Charm: 0.2
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Yeah, I know.
"Oh! System guy-"
[What-]
"So, I've been thinkinggg. You need a name!"
[No, and why?]
"Well, it's stupid just calling you sYSteM aI gUy so I've decided I'm gonna call youuuuuu, drum roll pleaseee, Gamma!"
[Oh, that's actually a pretty cool na-]
"And the other one is Alpha because they're better than you. You know, Greek letters and all?"
I g r i n n e d .
[Wait, excuse me?]
{Names set as Gamma, and Alpha respectfully}
[W h a t ?]
"Perfect!"
[Chapter 9.5, end.]