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Did you ever suffer from boredom? I mean the mind-numbing one that almost makes you want to just stay in bed for the whole day and do nothing, just sleep through the whole period of time that most people consider 'daytime'? I was feeling that right now, just pure boredom that left me with nothing to do but stare at my computer's monitor with a blank gaze not actually seeing anything.

I actually started reading through my junk-mail box to entertain myself, at least get a couple of good laughs from the stupid little messages that always contained some ridiculous mini-con about you winning something and to get you would need to send money to someone and so on. Pure fabrications of course but at least I would see what did I 'win' this time, last time it was a yacht with enough supplies for a World-Tour, not many can top that!

'Well, what do you know?' I saw an invitation for a Anime CYOA. In short, it was an instruction to create your own story-character while trying to follow the genre of the story where you're going to insert said character. I and a couple of my friends did something like that once, but with a Young Justice Universe, the Cartoon one, not the comics. A couple hundred of pages of reviews and some bans from the Admins, trolls are still a thing, we put our metaphorical pens down and opened a very real bottle of champagne to celebrate the end of the story. 'Still got some of those Reviews saved on my hard drive, who could've thought that the death of Miss Mathian would generate such a negative response?' I love the dragpn

With nothing else to do, I decided to try my hand at… Anime cyoas ? While I was familiar with the Dbz concept and the story itself, basic facts and the bones of the timeline mostly, the idea of the Galaxy filled with Godlike superhumans that can that can blow up a planet with just a small burst of ki made me curious. I never liked stories where authors were so adamant about following the canon-plot that they never actually managed to do anything original and the amount of plot-holes made it almost impossible to read without crying. I like butterflies, they made everything interesting and without even a clue just what would happen next. and this was that type of story I wonder what it would be like if that power was thrusted into other worlds as well

"A good story is the one that you can't see the ending of..." I muttered to myself with a smirk as I opened the E-mail and started picking my choices.

the next was the option to travel to other worlds

I picked the option of continuing my travels through the different Universes, Sliders could bite their elbows. If the Source-Author would want to continue and I wouldn't be in the mood I will just say that my choice to go home and that's all. I don't think he or she would leave this loophole hanging so carelessly, probably just an open invitation for a series of stories or something.

ext was the {Difficulty}.

Not a hard choice actually, I always like to stack the deck to my advantage simply because I could. There was no point of actually making things harder for you if you could avoid it and have much more time playing with the possible ways of further exploring the story other than struggling for survival and trying to overcome the obstacles with a toothbrush and a shoelaces that you somehow must turn into a graphing hook.

[God Mode] was my answer to everyone who thought that making their own Character suffer to make thing more interesting was a good idea. My counter of points increased by ten which left me with ten Points to distribute among the thing that I will get to power-up my little munchkin.

And now I could see the list of possible power-ups. While it was the list of three possible {Lesser} abilities I became very interested in the [Apprentice] solely because it told me that whoever created this particular CYOA didn't forget about the sweet possibility of a Cross-Over with some very interesting Universes. Most people went with 'Old and Trusty' things like DC or Marvel or in some cases even Naruto but I honestly was sick of watching the infinite flood of said stories that blindly follows the same route no matter what.

[Twins] looked rather… cheap, like an option for someone without an actual imagination or for someone who had a very severe case of hard-on for one of the canon-cast. Not my cup of tea, the only one person there with a reasonably cool Power was Fortuna and even then her Character left me wanting to strangle the bitch with a rusty spiked chain.

I took one glance at [Wildcard] and instantly dismissed said option, it was a dark and cursed road down to the infinite-arguments pit about how powers should and could actually work. No point of doing something like that, only headache in the end will be gained.

I checked if it was possible to backtrack through the pages. It was possible but I couldn't change my choices apparently, which was okay in itself for me. I didn't want to pick the {Lesser} option just yet, without knowing what was in store for me I had absolutely no idea if I will end up losing or gaining from picking one now.

Next page made me grin, {Greater} Powers indeed.

While [Crossover] was done to death due to it being limited only to comic book's Universes. Not a bad option in general with the possibility to pick Superman and then grow into his full capabilities but used too much for my taste.

[Exalted] I skipped instantly, I didn't know what it was and what sauce would be required for me to add to this weird and very exotic dish. I honestly wasn't familiar with the series bar the knowledge of it actually existing and I had no desire to sit on my ass and read through several encyclopedias to understand the damn thing and how it works.

I also skipped [Gamer] because the whole thing was done too many time, usually with Naruto being the recipient. Honestly, if I hear 'How S.P.E.C.I.A.L. are you' one more damn time I will kill someone, there is a specific brand of 'Special' people who picked up this poor dying cow and still trying to milk it no matter how tasteless and sour the milk they got as a result everyone will have to drink.

[Mad Talent] made me think about these old cartoons with Bugs Bunny and Bonkers where they managed to warp reality around their fingertips just for shit and giggles. No order or actual pattern, just pure chaos that made my head hurt. The age really dulles your perception from when you were seven and loved the whole thing, to when you're twenty four and find it weird and crappy at best. The option was declined due to being too unpredictable.

And then I had sensation that transcended even an orgasm, the option [Servant] shone like a beacon in the dark night, calling my name and promising untold riches. Finally I found a CYAO that included the creations of Kinoko Nasu.

I chewed on my lip absently and then decided that just maybe there wouldn't be such a bad thing to pick the most broken option of them all. The only thing that bothered me was the little fact that there wouldn't be any Prana there for my Character to empower herself with, and chewing down on the souls of the citizens would be out of question this time. I usually try to make alternate between Dark, Light and Grey sides of conflict and with both the first and the last options being recently used I had only the 'Good Guys' route to choose.

then the next was [warrior hero]the ability to trancend My limits their is no barrior that you can't break with the possibility to become Immortal with hard work

that got my blood boiling even more that sounds similar to goku right? I took the chance

I picked the [Warrior hero ] option and instantly pressed my choice as Goku six Points left the counter with four more left to spend. It was some time since I wrote something from TYPE-Moon franchise and this will be my little exercise to get back in shape of writing from this specific angle.

[Word of Power] didn't even registered as something worth noticing as I moved onto the next page.

{World-breaking} Powers were too costly and honestly I already had something a lot better in my pocket than anything it could supply me with. Next page it is.

{Advantages} were actually pretty awesome, not the same as i was used to and with how much I tend to read into the small script…

[Badass Normal] was out simply because I already had a Power picked, the option was even greyed out to make the point clear. Not like I lost much here.

[Cauldron Vials] was something that I didn't want to experiment with, I knew options like this and it always ended up badly. Author usually gave people a list with Powers in the bottles, gems, trinkets or other containers and then watched in amusement how we struggled to make the shitty things work for our advantage. No, thank you.

[Charles Atlas Superpowers] made me pause. It was an interest concept to add to Gilgamesh's already literally Divine physiology and I honestly wanted to see just how will this turn out in the end. Usually there would be some precise descriptions for the Powers or Boosts this vague but apparently Author wanted us to make our bets without knowing what game we were agreeing on. Well, it was worth a shot to at least try so I picked it and the counter instantly went from four to three.

[Comic Book Pretty] was also an interesting idea, I could attribute it to the desire to decrease the strain a little because no matter how good your memory is you will always forget about one scar or another and people then will complain about it no matter what. Also, it was a pretty cool plot-device to make you Character always be in a top shape no matter what. Also, while in the body of Gilgamesh it would be useless due to the natural way she would be beautiful, it would be a very good way to insure the secrecy of her identity with wound not leaving a mark upon healing, it would be obvious even after turning back to normal just who you are if the Hero of the same basic look and gender received an identical wound not long ago . One Point spent with two still being left to be used.

[Companion] I skipped due to it sounding much too close to a comic-relief follower that was always present in the movies. And honestly? I just didn't have the desire to write about more than one Character at a time, it wasn't laziness but purely because I would've got confused about them being two different people and after some time they would've start bleeding into each other.

[Item of Power] was also not an option that I liked simply because I didn't like Powers that weren't innate to the Characters. Green Lantern's Power Ring could be stolen, Harry Potter's wand could be broken, Iron Man's suit could be depowered. No trinkets for me, they were not very reliable in the end.

[Man of Mystery] was also one of the Perks that left me smirking, no bullshit precognition for anyone about my Character which would mean there wouldn't be any boundaries that I wouldn't be able to overcome with the plot. It was very annoying when Authors pulled a 'Prophecy Card' and you had no other choice other than to make your Character lose or die due to it already being an established fact. If you disagreed with the notion, well, you weren't irreplaceable and therefore our opinion on that matter didn't really matter. One point spent, one more to use.

[Plot Armor] was a bit too flimsy with the last part about 'dramatic-ness' of the death being a proper counter-measure of this Perk. Not a thing that I would agree upon, really.

[Resources] made me gape. This should be an actual Power rather than just a Perk that costs only two pathetic Points! An almost unlimited fountain of gold, the damn hand of King Midas! Alright, this was something I could actually see taking without any disadvantage on my side. Two Points spent and a negative-one remains.

[Special Snowflake] was picked without question, a protection from imitation and suppression was something that would save me so many headaches in the future. At least I hoped that there wouldn't be some weird-ass Deus Ex Machina that would rob me of this Perk 'because reasons'. The counter clicked to negative-two.

{A Brighter World?} was made from two options, with one being a [Crossover] which would crossbreed Rwbyverse with one of my choosing and the other [For Want of a Nail] which would let me change one event or fact in any way or form I want. The second option was a must, and to take it I had to take at least one or two {Disadvantage} because apparently I couldn't take it with negative number on the counter, I looked over the list.

[Case 53] instantly was out, no way in hell I would let some ass-hat-system turn my Character into a freak, for all I know the whole thing would make people react to her the same way people react to Saitamas face! Not an option.

[Enemy] was just a reversed [Companion] and I had no desire to get a stalker that would try and shit a brick to overpower Lord Beerus it would be fun in the beginning and very annoying in the end. Wasteful too, distractions can cost lives if they happen to appear in the most crucial moment.

[Reincarnation] on the other hand sounded fun. It would left me with a very interesting case of butterflies that I could release at a moment's notice. While not a very bad choice I honestly had no idea just how screwed up can I end up with… I couldn't use the option to go as Jaune arc , stealing his thunder or life would be purely out of any limits for me, it was a rule that me and my friends established between ourselves: do not replace the main-cast. While it would give me two Points and I would be able to give my Character an established home and even maybe a life that would lead her into what she would turn out to be, it would leave me without knowing just whom my Character will be. Well, nothing spent, nothing gained and a little bit of surprise would be interesting.

Next was the race

their was

[Humans]

[ The Saiyan Race]

[Kryptonian race ]

[Namekian race ]

[the cold race]

the majin race]

While I wasn't a big fan of Namekians the Saiyans Majins and the cold race were kind of hard to choose from Kryptonians are pretty strong But their weakness are too much of a risk considering most worlds universes, and galaxies out their uses magic the powers of superman will most likely be useless. Not to mention the kryptonite Humans are fine But for some reason I feel like that is not the one I want to be born in the cold race well I don't want to be looking like a freak to other people since most of them look human the namekians I don't know if I could live with just water and the people might consider me a freak or a demon like Piccolo their are some racial shit and have less oppertunities the majins become strong way to easily in the end I picked the Saiyan Race

Geas] was interesting but I honestly wasn't really all that eager to see how low I would need to fall to get this accused Point and I seriously didn't want such a blatant weakness to be used against my Character.

[Pint-Sized] made me actually laugh, combining it with the [Reincarnation] would make the whole story spin. I honestly wanted to shake Author's hand just for adding this particular Anti-Perk to the list because there just wasn't any way in hell I would miss an opportunity to mess up the plot. Hell, with this additional Point I would be able to kill two birds with one stone, giving me time to get my Character into gear and get the so much needed Point. One click and one Point gained.

I instantly took the [For Want of a Nail] and then stopped… With my Character being Goku Powered I honestly didn't need to even use this Perk to erase the main threat to the world. The problem was that I just couldn't be sure that I would have enough kick to get the point across to the Amazo-wannabe that he needs to kill himself or leave, either one would be fine in my book. Well, a good backup is better than a very flimsy chance. I shook my head and used this Perk to adjust the Rwby Universe to my vision, making sure to leave a loophole just in case of a thing going perl-shaped.

Absently I read the last options I had.

[Wanted] was a waste because I honestly didn't want to instantly put my Character onto a battlefield without any preparations, not point of just ending the whole thing before it could begin.

[Wildbow? What's Wildbow?] was a moronic option for morons who didn't want to come up with a good plot and just used CYOA to create an Original Character and not a Self-Inset. No way in hell I will do it, future knowledge for the win!

[Without a Map] was greyed out, [Reincarnation] probably blocked it. Not that I cared, it was a cheap Point and with Goku's powers my Character could just travel wherever she wanted pretty quickly.

{Things Get Worse} weren't even put into consideration. [Disastrous] was bad enough, I could produce at least ten scenarios where it could go wrong on so many levels. [Horrific] and [Apocalyptic] weren't even looked at.

I checked the whole thing again and decided to just be done with it, it wasn't like I could change anything without taking any more from the {Disadvantage} shelf. I hit the ending button and…

"fuck!" I glared . " that little shit just crashed my computer!" I looked down at the system block itself and found the light being still on and blinking rapidly, that meant that the crash was a minor and a simple reset should do it. Suddenly the monitor turned on again but became a solid white color. "... If my new video-adapter is toast I'm going to find that asshole who..."

I wasn't able to finish because the light from the monitor suddenly because blindingly bright and then the world went black as I lost conscious.