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Agglomeration of Poppycock

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Tis book contains short stories about true entities and events that exist within the realms and dimensions of this reality we exist within, reminiscences of the Genius Gang and a look through into the fates of alternate and different realities. The Homo-Sapiens of Earth won't comprehend things that are or was happening in our reality and other realities, they may also will struggle to understand the beauty of this book because of their small brains. As if any thing of small brain, like thee homo-sapiens, to hear or witness or taste these things that are within this book would immediately suffer minor side effects then begin to lactate two tons of olive butter i cant believe its not butter then commit i don't feel so good. So I'll tell these agglomeration of realities, reminiscences and anecdotes in the way of the sacred writings of time and space and let mankind expand and evolve with benefits of being able to lactate and to pee after marriage. With this agglomeration of poppycock, it will become the breakthrough of science and other subjects. Then Karen will bring the kids back, please Karen, bring them back. Terms and Conditions: The author of 'Agglomeration of Poppycock' is not responsible for any side effects of: - - Lactation - Necromancy - Loss/Increase of the ability to perform or enjoy Urination - Decrease in cognition function - Not feeling so good, Mr Stark - Olive Butter By reading this book you agree to out Terms and Conditions and will not blame the author for any side effects or death. Please do not perform, attempt or do any reenactment of this book. If you do them the author is not responsible for injury or death. DO NOT pee before marriage.

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Chapter 1 - BananaMan's Beginnings

Let us we go back sum time ago right back to when it was legal to pee before marriage we would see a fair-spoken banana bush in a golf course of the powerful being, Mr Gloybraith!!!! his geographical mind put his Golf Course in the dimensions of which is higher dimension is its location. 

so literally yeahhh Mr Gloybraith was peeing with thought about buying a golf club that costs £10,000 per centimetre squared which is just slightly expensive because of jaco hara tax teacher tax gosh darn man.... while he was peeing whit pee he realise and turns into mushy peas he could plant a bananananana bush in his golf course to boost the economics and environmental in his golf course very good he thought so he t-poses to the nearest Pets At Home buys a banana of  for only a few quadrillion pennys what a bargain thancc you so much

let me pee  t pose bacc to golf course which is now a olive butter golf course deliciously yum as Mr Gloybraith plant the banana bush into the ground using erosion deposition the banana is ready to grow into a banana bush banana bushes grow bananas not vegan very sad 😭   if you are reading this book is  pleaser food eat it wisely don't read underwater

Mr Gloybraith increased the precipitation which made banana plant grow erect but too slow so Mr Gloybraith T POSED use Bone Meal plant is all done time for that banana but as he pee with pride it soon became curiosity the banana was very big about nearly bigger as the same sizes of Mr Gloybraith!!

Indeed, me pee. as he began to use this banana for economic growth it grew arms legs wow Mr Gloybraith was compound interest and thought to use this creature for his dirty work and named this Banana and Man BananaMan so cool name as he use BananaMan for peeing and playing golf he thought he could make more Banananananana men so he could pee play wii golf and maybe make an army invade LIDCs oh dear how bad and evil. as he told BananaMan who is now can't believe it is buttern't  about his not very nice plan Mr Gloybraith trust BanananaMan giv ehim an GCSE Case Study WOW WOW WOW BananaMAn now has knowledge about the multiverses, despite this he realises BananaMan smh  'wait! that's illegal' Mr Gloybraith peed in thought and consideration and pee to much oh dear he can't stop peeing he peeing he pee me pee helppp wow amazing  BananaMan attacks Mr Gloybraith by doing it to em pee and ascends into the dimensions.

Infuriated by BananaMan slipping away he peed and destroyed Hiroshima silly bloy peeing Is now allowed after marriage come say goes to Pets At Home Household Animals located at your hose no more bananasnananas come say WHAT??can you not no more bananas they say cuz bananas are gone in Chernobyl last one was taken Grrrrr I finds this mildly peeing pee he turns into mushy peas eats Flamborough Head goes home. he lets out a wave of anger GGGRRRRRRRRRRRR

Mr Gloybraith is search for BanananaMan and became an egg, interesting, Mr Gloybraith eats the moon invents Croissants he finds the bananamaMan pee time T-Poses to the location of the BananaMan. Banana man he pee. then he hear a geographical voice from a distance "Yabba dabba do Yabba dabba dat My individually wrapped croissants only have 9.1 grams of Fat!" and he becomes the moon!!!!

Then Mr Gloybraitg following VananaVan oh no how dare you so they ascending ascended descended accelerated and decelerated for 10 light years and then ascended descended accelerated and decelerated, How has your day been so far? BananaMan thought very good and turns into a crossant Mr Gloybraith like where did he go but finds NanananaNan he say 'take of your cloths' Oh No! bananaman he does it to em Mr Gloybraith T-Poses right back at ya buckeroo.

But BananaMan is Weak not strong enough he can feel himself become an chocolate chip bread become Scottish water.

This gave Mr Gloybraith flashbacks nostalgia to when the vikings invade Scotland and those were good times. 

Then there was a noise coming closer. Mr Gloybraith turned around pee with compound interest.

Then suddenly...

"Hey Vsauce! Michael here!" Omggg it's Michael Stevens who is from Vsauce and Mr Gloybraith was surprised tposes on Vsauce

Vsauce responded with a quick with a do it to em and became a mobius strip

Mr Gloybraith is confused by this tactic and logic that he searched it up in the bibles

With BananaBan watching with amazement, 40 cocktail sausages, Vsauce began to consume all background radiation then he told BanananananaMan to skidaddle so teleports into butter

Vsauce then counted all the prime numbers for free hours then T-POSES.

(Prime Number Noises)

Mr Gloybraith's Golf Course Dimension began to shake then became milk. then exploded and became the universe we live in today.

fire, heat ready salted milcc consumed the three in a lickity split.

BananaMan he was an safe distance from the explosion. Mr Gloybraith and Vsauce dissappeared during the explosion no traces left behind probably both in one bread.

Banana Man floated through space time through a gap in between the dimensions, where time does comply to the rules and is milk become butter!

BananaMan is velocity is going through space  heading at 69m/s (nice)

he enter our milky galaxy of the Milky Way...