The bunny suddenly swallowed another mouthful of water as he was taken aback. Ah, he wouldn't stop coughing!
Yi Lei Fang immediately closed her mouth and accidentally bit her tongue. A sharp and painful tingling sensation made her whimper in agony. She turned around to avoid the man behind her. She sticks out her tongue and did an inspection using her fingers to feel any cuts.
She let out a sigh of relief knowing there would be no cuts or blood present. This would not have happened if she did not gasp in awe at the man behind her. She was bewildered, the man seemed to be in his twenties with such a handsome face. His appearance can make any woman go crazy in love and his flawless skin can't help but make the young noble Miss feel jealous. Even the scar on his left eye made him out to be manly and gave out a dangerous aura.
Yi Lei Fang questioned Xiao Bao. "Xiao Bao, who is this peeping Tom behind me? Is it possible he is Ju-Long? Both of them have the same red eyes! Is it him? Why is he here? Who is the original owner of the body! Am I going to fail my mission?"
"Aargh! Goddess, calm down! You are making yourself look obvious! OOC remember?"
Xiao Bao took a deep breath and continued. "I don't know if the young man is Ju-long but if I were you I would not offend him. The data I receive shows he is Guan Yu, the little brother of the current Emperor of Wu Ning. Emperor Guan Shen Shi really loves and cares about his little brother, Guan Yu, which all of the four kingdoms know. The emperor bestowed Guan Yu the name "Sovereign Warlord" as an honorable title for winning the war against the Chang, their enemy. Guan Yu is the general of a thousand elite army who just now is heading back home from a victory; therefore, he has not yet been bestowed the honorable title yet. We need to be cautious around him and stay alert."
Yi Lei Fang became agitated and retorted,"My ass I would stay cautious and alert! For all I know this Guan Yu might be Ju-long!" She paused for a bit and continued, "It wouldn't hurt to test the water, right?"
Yi Lei Fang closed her eyes and took a deep breath to calm herself down. As she opened her eyes again, a cold smile appeared on her face, sending chills down Xiao Bao's back including Li Wei, who has been observing several different emotions reflecting from Yi Lei Fang's eyes. Li Wei mentally prays for the young Wangye for offending the crazy woman.
In the next second, Yi Lei Fang put on a façade of a scared, panicked, and an angry woman.
Yi Lei Fang felt a burning gaze behind her back which made her feel more determined on what she is going to do.
Yi Lei Fang turns around, adding force to her left hand while covering her breast with her right arm.
Pa!
Li Wei: "..."
Xiao Bao: "..."
Yi Lei Fang angrily berated Guan Yu. "You pervert! How dare you try to peep at this Miss and act this shameless! Are you blind to not see that this Miss is naked, and you still dare to approach this Miss! Even a badger knows when to scurry off when seeing a human!"
Every venomous word she spat out caused a vein to bulge out from Guan Yu's forehead.
Yi Lei Fang lifted her chin arrogantly and spat, "What? Are you still not leaving? Is this Miss' beauty and voice so enchanting that you've become stupid? If you like to hear this Miss' voice so much do you want this Miss to sing to you then?"
Her lips pulled up into a mocking smile, yet the smile made her more alluring and caused her beauty to stand out more. As her beauty can cause the downfall of a nation and her smile to cause a war to break out.
Guan Yu froze in place as his mind blanked out. Then an enchanting and sweet voice sang out a song.
(Hwasa: Twit)
You are a fool~
Twit twit twit~
I don't like it~
Nobody likes it~
I make you patient~
I make you puppy~
I make you hungry~
And why will I be unhappy~
Do not live for me~
Yi Lei Fang purposely fling her left arm causing the waters to splash at Guan Yu's face. She makes sure each swing had enough water to slap his face.
Because you look very lonely~
The second splash came afterward
You are a fool~
Twit twit twit twit~
The third splash
I don't like it~
Then the fourth
Nobody likes it~
Guan Yu was speechless as he continues listening to the lyrics. It was not enough as the vein was bulging out from his forehead but he was also clenching his teeth. He couldn't hold his anger any longer as the water kept splashing at his face.
On the other hand, inside Yi Lei Fang's head, she was already dying from laughing. She was having a good time seeing Guan Yu angry face. If she could, she would have also used her right arm as well as it was itching to join in the fun, however, she needs to cover her breast as much as possible.
While Yi Lei Fang is still singing, she was about to fling another round of water at Guan Yu until a strong hand gripped her wrist firmly. This action cause Yi Lei Fang to stop singing and glared at him.
The grip was not strong but it left a red mark on her delicate white skin. Yi Lei Fang was so angry to the point she forgot to cover her breast and use the right hand to pry open Guan Yu's hand on her wrist.
Yi Lei Fang narrow her eyes when she spot redness on her delicate skin. "Let go of my wrist. What? If you don't like my voice then get out!" She tried to pull her seized wrist from Guan Yu, at the same time she dug her fingers between his own but to no avail. His hold was as strong as three hundred pounds of steel! Since she cannot free her wrist, she might as well continue to irritate the hell out of him.
Yi Lei Fang splash more water at him as she roared at him. "Are you deaf? I said let go of my wrist and scram!"
She flung another round on Guan Yu's face.
Having enough of Yi Lei Fang's throwing water at his perfectly sculpted and silk face, Guan Yu grabbed the other wrist as well. His words cause Yi Lei Fang to confirmed her guess.
"Shimei'er, enough!"