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The Auto-Biography of an L

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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1- Morning Wood

I am a pimp. A pimp named Snickback. The lights from the ceiling complimented my strut through the marble floors. Every step I took, you could see the gold dust left to cover the surface of the floor. I had my Kanye West shades on walking right through the door. I was so fly I didn't have to touch the door for it to open. It opened itself nearly ripping off its hinges. I looked around and all eyes were on me.

SHOOM!

The single spotlight shot over my body overcasting a shadow. Strangely, my shadow came from out the floor becoming a person... A beautiful girl at that. She wore a Ruby sundress with her booty curved to the point that it looked like an arch from the Brooklyn bridge. Damn that girl was THICC. I wasn't one to showcase MY girl because she did by herself with her own beauty. My stomach didn't even drop but my balls definitely did. Who ever placed the spotlight on my date and I at the DJ booth announced us both as the movie stars we were.

"AY! IT'S THE DYNAMIC DUO. THE CAKE WITH THE ICING! YOU KNOW THEM. YOU LOVE THEM! HE'S MY HOME SNICKA! SHE'S THICKA THAN A SNICKER! IT'S SNICK THE SLICK AND SAGI THE HOTTIE WITH A BODY! GIVE IT UPPPPPPP!"

Who the hell was that even? It didn't matter, they knew how great Sagi and I were! The whole room was at an uproar for us both. I gazed into the crowd of Eighth Grade students with satisfaction. This was my moment to shine truly no matter how much they placed me through! I even saw Chiara clapping in the crowd with a bright smile towards me. She was happy for me.

Sagi reached over my shoulder from behind, hooking her perfect caramel arm smelling of some Victoria Secret perfume. I couldn't help but be flustered, my cheeks becoming oddly warm even though I had too much melanin in my skin to blush. My vibrant, coconut white suit was spiffy and all, and this girl was definitely trying to finesse me. She pressed her coconuts against my back slowly leaning in on the side of my neck. I felt her warm breath graze the side of my Adam's apple, making my... um... Well, let's just say some "movements" occurred. Her lips pressed against my neck kissing it in depth... The smoothness, the lusciousness of her lips were too perfect to be real. She opened her mouth letting her lips part with words flowing out like a serene river.

"I didn't know you could look so... cute.~ I almost can't help myself."

What was I doing just standing here? My right hand enclosed over her own hands gently. Damn, I had used the best moves. Her hands were soft as a babies butt. Not that I felt a baby's butt, but I felt like the comparison was needed. It was like I was picking cotton out a field feeling through the silky ball of fluffiness like the girl's in my school caressed the horsetails in their hair. My eyes gleamed with infatuation. Sagi's heels clicked against the dance floor we both suddenly appeared on staring straight into my eyes. I was entranced, yet petrified with a flustered smile. I saw right into her amber eyes as she moved closer and closer to my face. Her rose-colored lips pressed against my own, her arms placed against the center of my back holding me in. I couldn't escape Sagi. Not like I wanted to anyways. My eyes widened by the sudden action, but my hormones were speaking to me louder than any thought could've. The chemicals in my body violently moved, touching every inch of my being.

- What the hell was this?! Whatever it is, I didn't want it to stop. It felt good; a little too good.-

I felt a sudden shift in my white pants. A new voice popped into my head, and I was unsure of what to make of it. The name Jimmy just popped up in my head, so that's what I'd call it. There was a toughening in my pants, the blood in my body flowing endlessly. My arms moved around Sagi's waist holding on tightly. I didn't want to let go. The taste of strawberries flooded my mouth abruptly, Sagi's lips began to cup over my top suctioning them kindly. I thought we were just doing a peck!? Jimmy's voice was no longer distorted, it grew louder and louder until it was the only thing my mind could handle especially with this rush through my body that only grew more and more by the second.

- Andelae! More. More. More! Mi Amigo I need more. Oh yEaH! You finally let your morocco's hang esse. Pull her in closer boss, you're almost there. -

I grew hungrier pushing my vaseline smothered lips deeper against her own soft ones. Her tongue entered my mouth slowly rubbing over the surface of my own. It made me tingle on the inside; I could hear Jimmy screaming in Spanish.

- MAS! MAS! MAS! ESSE! MAS! MAS! -

I didn't feel like paying Jimmy much mind since Jimmy was just there for the ride anyway. Sagi rubbed my back up and down digging her nails slightly into my suit jacket. Her eyes were closed just as my own not stopping to even catch a breath. I didn't want to breathe while I was in Sagi's arms; I wanted to keep going... It felt too good to stop.

- SI! MUY BIEN! OH ESSE! MAS! I'M HERE BOSS! I'M HERE! -

Jimmy was here? What the hell did that mean? Sagi did the unthinkable. She lifted her mouth slightly open; her pearly white, perfect teeth bared over my bottom lip. Is she a vampire? Sagi's teeth descended down to my bottom lip making Jimmy send these sinful sensations throughout my body. My toes curled, the blood flowing more fervently. Jimmy was enjoying his addictive chemicals while I felt my eyes roll backward. There was a rush. A surge. A wave coming through Jimmy's mouth. Jimmy spat out whatever foam they had in their mouth making me feel a relief of tension.

My eyes opened again, and I was back on my blue striped sheets staring at a dusty ceiling fan. I didn't have my Kanye shades on anymore, my sleek shoes were gone, even my spiffy suit. Where was the music, the lights... Sagi?

The room was stuffy and hot with a window slightly cracked, but it wasn't helping. I could feel the sweat dripping from the center of my armpits down the sides of my upper body. My abs were moist and slightly sticky. I blinked twice shifting over the top of my bed sheet; my eyes squinting at what had happened. I felt everything, yet nothing at the same time. I brought my hands to my lips questioning what had happened. The blue walls around my room began spinning around me or maybe it was all in my head.

- I... Kissed... Sagi? -

I heard the heavy slapping of slippers coming towards my room from down the hallway. The door swung open without any warning. It was my - oh so graceful - mother coming to check in on me. I turned my head to her seeing what she came in my room this early in the morning to do. My mom was about to open her mouth, but her eyes trailed across my laid down body to where my underwear was. Oh yeah, I was basically naked only having my tidy whities pulled over my legs. My mom's eyes opened wide, and she backed out the room slowly closing the door behind her as if she had just seen another black kid on tv get shot by a cop. My mom's voice grew shaky as she spoke, but I was still unsure of what she was even on about.

"Uh. Snicky. Listen here. I heard squealing from my room while you were asleep, and I was just seeing what was up..."

She paused as if she didn't know what to say to me. What did I even do? All I've BEEN doing is sleeping!

"Just... Clean yourself up Snick. W-We can talk about this later. Okay?"

I heard my mom storm off without awaiting my response. I got a feeling of my hands once more moving them to touch the top of my underwear. It was wet; like I had peed myself. I brought my fingers to my nose noticing that the supposed pee didn't have a scent to it at all. It was scentless, but whatever it was soaked through my underwear and over the bottom half of my sheets.

- What is this stuff? -

But there was more... Jimmy was a tree. A very tall tree standing in the middle of my underwear. You see this was a special tree. This tree had no branches, no leaves; this tree was firm and strong, however. This tree was still a sapling though. I heard another voice enter my ear, it wasn't Jimmy this time. A hairy beast appeared next to my body in an instant floating above my bed. It smiled with sharp canines hanging outside its mouth. It had a raspy voice, yet seemed to only be able to speak vulgarities.

"Oh boy. Snicka, you got a deep case of morning wood. And you came. Welcome to a new hell called puberty. I'm the N**ga to take care of you. They call me.... "

HORMONE MONSTER.