I again switched places with my clone that was in Konoha, just to hear the news of Neji, who was now being beaten and bullied by Hinata.
Hiashi was happy that his daughter is now stronger than before, but when he wanted to reward Hinata, he was beaten by her too (he was not using his full power).
He was shocked at how aggrassive Hinata was, and thought that maybe he was too harsh on her, and that he broke her and now she is out for blood. He couldn't beat her, she will 100% retaliate, and he will need to kill her if that happened, otherwise, he himself will die, so he gave up on trying to fix her by force.
Naruto hate Sasuke, since Sasuke always force him to sex every time they meet outside of the academy. Sasuke becomes crazy when he is dominating Naruto. It started with slaps, and then choking, but now he kicks and punch Naruto while using him as a sextoy.
Naruto cursed the day he challenged Sasuke to a fight... It was what started it all. Of course people knew about what was happening between them, and Sasuke who had a little amount of fan girls left was now left with no girl.
Sakura in the other hand was now enjoying the dildo of Ino, who was now tearing Sakura's holes, to prepare her for me. Turns out Maho was doing the same to all the fan girls after I took their virginity. I questioned Maho and she said that she was releasing her frustration on the girls since she wanted to spend more time with me.
Maho who is now 10, was a pervert that live only to serve my dick. I painted her with my cum, and she took it all, inside and outside. It was heaven for both of us. Kurenai who was taking care of every other girl (Except for Haru) was now spreading her legs for me, asking me to give her a reward for her hard work. I didn't say no, I just inserted my whole thing inside her, just to hear cute moans. She even started licking Maho's pussy, who came 13 times in the last 2 hours. Maho had no power to resist, so Kurenai started playing with Mahi's body while I was thrusting inside of her.
After the crazy night I received a message from Kuro telling me how much she missed me, I sent her a message back telling her about how I am going to marry Mei the Mizukage, and how I am going to need them later in a war against the Samurai.
I explained my plan of attacking the Samurai from both sides, after conquering the west. If the Cloud made a move, Konoha and the Mist will attack from 2 sides too. After one of the 2 enemies are down, we will take out the other.
With this message on the way, it was just a question of time until I reach those assassins and conquer them... Now that I think about it, Hanzo was more of an assassin than a ninja! I guess he fled to the east instead of the west when he lost against the samurai ancestors!
I made another clone and sent it to the Mist, so I can tell them about how they should develop their land, and what to do. I am pretty sure Mei will do whatever I ask her to if she find it beneficial for the Mist.
In 1 month, my clone (aka me) arrived at the Land of Swamps. This was where the assassin's main headquarter was. I didn't know anything about how strong they were, but with my insects collecting information, it only took me a week to know that the leader of the assassins is Tomo Sukesada, a well known ninja in the history of my old world, and also working under Oda Nobunaga!
Tomo Sukesada was also the right hand for Hanzo, but he is now way stronger than Hanzo. He somehow managed to make a contract with the Centipede emperor, who is now being used as a board sword that can extend (more like Renji Abarai zanpakuto, but with a centipede as the base and it's legs as the blades), and deal damage and poison people. The speed of the centipede emperor sword was too great that even if you were a kage but not developed your reaction speed, then you will just die in a moment.
It was no problem to me, since I have a way better reaction time, that was almost catching up to Madara's reaction speed while using rinnegan (Calculated from what I learned from the anime).
I went straight to the assassins' headquarter, which was a very Japanese castle! I felt bad that I will destroy it with my Mud release, but 'gotta do what you have to do'.
"Mud release: Great Mud River!", it was a developed version of other Mud jutsu that is used to suffocate people.
The mud river demolished the castle and killed everyone inside except for Tomo. Centipedes started crawling between the mud, and he came at the top of the mud riding the centipede emperor, then looked at me with hatred and said "Why did you attack us? I don't remember that we insulted anyone"
I said "You destroyed one of the ships I sent to write a map of the world. The people that arrived there about 8 or 9 months ago, remember? I am here to take revenge for those who died because you stupid assassins can't treat people right!"
He said "You already killed almost half of the assassins, you even killed innocent people, are you satisfied now? I will not let you run away! Today I will kill you to show the world that we assassins are not to be played with!"
He was 100% buying time so his centipedes can reach a good place to attack me, but what he didn't know that my mud was full of viruses and parasites. Every time Tomo breathed, a huge chunk of his body will get infected, every time he talked, even his centipedes are not immune to viruses who are the scariest things that no one can see.
It was a fight between centipedes which are the most scary bugs, and viruses, the most freaky creatures that are considered zombies because the cease to function as a living being with no target near them.
He smirked and said "Now my centipedes are all around you! Thanks for your stupidity creating this mud, which allowed my centipedes to move while you didn't notice! Now centipedes! Kill H~ ... huh- aaaaaaaaa! My haaaand! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!"
welp... I guess viruses always win! So scary... The only people who can survive those explosions are the Otsutsuki, and people who have the regeneration of the Senju, and me... Other people will surly die!
As I was smiling, he finally thought that someone was wrong after losing his left hand which just exploded. He couldn't feel his centipedes anywhere near me, so he assumed they all died. He held his centipede emperor with his right hand and swung it toward me, with it extending like a blood thirsty beast that found it pray, it started approaching me at a speed even faster than what Guy can use when he opens 6 gates.
I smiled, and just with that, the centipede emperor exploded in half, both of the halves were alive, but it got unsummoned and returned to the summoned animal world, which I could now know the location of, since the gate that opened by the centipede made me able to locate my parasites that were inside Manda.
Tomo was shocked, but he too exploded right after, leaving only the head.
I am not a necrophile... even though there are a lot of hot girls buried in the mud, I only took the heads of the people who had high ranks and didn't do anything to the bodies but looting them.
Lucky me found the papers proof of being the Daimyo of the Lands of Honey, Wolf, Bird, Forest, Vegetable, Valley, Wood, and finally the Land of Swamps.
With this, I have the right to be the Daimyo of all of those lands. Land of Sky was a problem since I really hate all Naruto movies since they are all illogical. I decided to annihilate them all, the same way I annihilated every single person in the Land of Demons. I think they all don't deserve to live with their cheat like abilities, and how retardedly strong Naruto appeared in all of those movies, while he was way weaker after that in the anime while fighting Tobi, or even the Akatsuki.
With my clones are no on the way to remove the Land of Sky from the map, and with my other clones now attacking and finishing off the assassins, I can finally start picking the Akatsuki and kill them one by one. The samurai wouldn't dare cross through the land of demons, since they still think that the beasts still exist, which mean that the lands under my control will be able to flourish, and build a huge bridge between them and the Mist, which will make it easier for using the mist as a trading post. With taxes applied to the product. The people of the mist will be sea raiders who will be also traders from now on.
Or that is what I told Mei when I arrived there. I also promised to marry her once they make another trip to the Land of Honey to pick up the heads of the assassins that my clones are storing there.
I was not surprised when she let me smash her even before marrying, because right now everyone does the same...
Kurotsuchi who received my letter was unwilling to let me marry Mei, but then said that she will forgive me if I come to the Stone and spend time with her, which I am planning to do in (ADDITIONAL CHAPTER 3)... But for now, I will leave you with ( Knife Party - Centipede )!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKzsktuqwyU (here from UKF... cuz I am a bad person that don't want to give the Knife Party channel link :P )