I was laughing like crazy, in my mind of course. I felt like I was a kid once again, but I was frantically thinking about what I wanted. What was the most important to me ? Money ? Wealth ? Power ? Superpowers ? I sound like a modern-day philosopher, or maybe I am ? All I want is to be happy and wholesome. If someone thinks that is cringey, grow up kid.
Well back to my wish, there is a famous quote saying "Curiousity killed the cat" but I believe a lot of people forgot that it continues with "Satisfaction brought it back". This makes sense, considering the whole idea that cats get nine lives. I often heard the first half when I was little and asking too many questions, but the full phrase suggest that there is no such thing as too many questions. The following could be all or nothing as I don't have nine lives obviously.
"What I wish is to have unlimited wishes"
*Sweat drop*
*RUMBLE*
hAhAhAhA YoU gOt Me RoLlInG oN ThE fLoOR mOrTaL. I cAn gRaNt yOu tHaT jUsT bEcAuSE yOu aRe ThE fIrSt tO dArE sO. bUt oNlY ThReE wIsHeS.
And as he said so, some information was transfered by unknown means to my brain instantly. Telling how some wishes were limited by the world of the wisher as to maintain fundamental balance. That is just to subtly say "I'm the one to say if it's fair or not" so I can't just become a god and wreck havoc or whatever.
"Thou art the fairest and wisest great being. I thank thee for the opportunity." I said while bowing slightly. My bootlicking prowess has reached the peak.
I decided that I want to be a jack of all trades. Why ? Because I never want to be bored. I want to do whatever I want in this world and there is a lot to do. So to be a jack of all trades, I wish to be able to learn anything perfectly just by watching or reading, whatever is the format.
I'm sure I can wish to "know" anything and everything but too much knowledge is just useless.
I don't wanna become some Brainiac, I just want some fun hehehehe.
My second wish is to have access to otherworld knowledge through a smartphone that has unlimited data and unlimited power. And last of all, I want to be handsome. Why ? Why not ?
And as I finished thinking up to there, a new line of text appeared in front of my eyes.
mOrTaL YoUr wIsHeS HaVe BeEn GrAnTeD.