George felt that a headache would come if this man keeps ignoring him. "Ahem! Okay.. it was just a joke.. why you heff to be mad??"
The man furrowed his brows. "This lord is not interested in guys.. Even if this lord is a girl i won't be interested with a disgusting guy like you.."
Uhh.. is this guy hurt his head or something? i already said that it was only a joke... And why doesn't he ask on why do i use heff instead of have?
"Like i said... it was only a joke. Sigh... whatever just pretend that it never happened in the first place! And" George opened his hands like a beggar in the front of that man.
The man furrowed his brows again. "What? what do you want?" Realized something, he used both of his hands to cover his breast and crotch area.
George: "..."
The chickens: "..."
It was pain in the *ss to talk with him.
"Not that." This time George was the one who furrowed his brows. "You need to compensate me for destroying my house!"
Realized that he was wrong, he felt slightly embarrassed, but he didn't show it on his face. "Here!" With a swipe of his hands, five stone appeared in George's hand.
When George saw what he got from the compensation, he stared at the man again.
"What? It's not enough? Fine!" The man once again swiped his hand and a few more stone appeared in George's hand.
He thought that George will be satisfied, but his reply made him spurted some blood. "What the heck? why are you giving me these rocks? i couldn't buy anything with these rocks! If it only these rocks, i also have them. Look!" George pointed at the 'cobblestone' road in the front of his house.
The man's face couldn't help but to twitch when he heard that. "Where did this pleb come from? This is a freaking spirit stone. It's more valuable than a regular gold coins." He thought.
That man suddenly rolled his eyes. "Tsk Tsk Tsk.. This lord didn't know if you are being sarcastic because you are filthy rich or you are just being a dumb person.. This lord never heard someone making a stone road with a spirit stone."
"Eh?! So this is what they call spirit stone? Why don't you just say that earlier?"
Uh... It was a common sense. Even a child knows that this is called spirit stone.
George coughed and said "Fine! These spirit stones are definetly enough." But inside his head George are really happy. "Profit! This is very profitable. Maybe i should make more house, so i'll get more credits when people destroyed it!" he thought.
If the man beside him know what was inside of George's mind. He probably would slap him until he die.
"You are really valiant, huh? If this lord can move, this Go- Ahem! This lord will definetly slap you until death!"
What? Did he just wanted to say that he is a God? Who is the valiant one, huh? If you get smitten by lighting i definetly won't help you!
The man suddenly become serious. "Lad! Could you give this lord a favor?"
George nodded instantly. He got more than enough compensation from the man anyway. "What is it?"
"Could you grab some pills inside my robe? And protect me while this lord is recovering?" His face suddenly became stern. "Of course when this lord recovered this lord will pay you more spirit stones and this lord will also get you out of this place, BUT! Don't you dare touching the forbidden areas."
George : "..."
The chickens duo : "..."
Touching your forbidden area your mom! Who the hell wants to touch a middle aged men "forbidden" areas.
"What's the matter? Are you helping me or not?"
George replied. "Of course! I'm a man of his word. Don't worry.. i think no one wanted to touch that area, well maybe there are. But i won't!"
"What do you mean by that? I don't believe you. Make an oath!"
"Hehe! Fine if you don't believe me i'll make an oath! I swear on the name of God that i'll never touch you inappropriately while you are recovering! If i touches you inappropriately, i'll get smitten to death!" The he looked on that man. "Do you believe me now?"
The man nodded his head. "Now get me my recovery pills!"
George then grabbed the pills inside of his robe. "Uhh.. do you want to eat it yourself or should i feed you?"
"Do you think this lord can move? feed me!"
George nodded while he put those pills inside that man's mouth. "Then?" George asked.
"Then what? Just protect me while this lord was recovering!"
The atmosphere becomes really awkward after George feed him the pills.
A minute just passed...
10 minute just passed...
Suddenly the man said. "Why is it so quiet in here? Lad, what's your name?"
Haha! He seems to be bored. Of course... Living in this goddammed cave is the way of boredom.
"Uhh.. I have two names. My international name is George Candra. For my Chinese name, it's called Ma Yunjing."
The man furrowed his brows. "International name? Uhh.. George? It's interesting and unique, but this lord will call you Ma Yunjing."
The atmosphere suddenly turned back to awkward just like before. "Ahem! This lord haven't introduced myself! This lord name is Li Weixiang. Hey! could you talk please? It's getting boring now."