The ship has a kitten simulator. I'm not kidding. Also, per my last log, I have since realised I will not need to miss coffee as the people of 39', will have coffee. I just hope it's good. Nothing beats Kayleigh's 3am black coffee for hangovers and mental breakdowns. Speaking of Kayleigh, I'm going to write a list of my crew-mates while this fake kitten (who I have named Tipsy, not the drunk type, he has a white tip on his tail) cleans himself on my lap. I'm not going to give in depth descriptions of each member, but I will put a few key things you should know under the list.
Me (Elly)
Hannah
John
Cole
Teddy
Sybil
Myrtle
Kayleigh
Roger
Mary
Freddie
Finn
Delilah
Jim
Paul
That's all of us. Here are the facts:
Hannah has MAJOR thing for Cole, and I'm really hoping she soon realises that he is a stupid womaniser who only cares about being a soft boy and brushing his hair. Ugh, he's not ~that~ bad, I just wish Hannah would think about other things other than boys. I know, I know! I can't talk, but she could do way better than him.
Next fact. Hannah, John, and I have best friends basically since we met. There isn't much more to say about that. Next! Myrtle and Sibyl, biological sister. They don't seem to mind have "old fashioned" names, they think it'll just help them blend in when we arrive. Whatever floats your boat I guess. Okay, this next one has been a pretty big deal thing between us for a few months now. Roger, another womaniser (definitely worse than Cole) has been desperately in love with Kayleigh for maybe a year now. Luckily Kayleigh being the legend she is, has managed to avoid his charms. But recently Kayleigh seems to have been nicer to Roger, I swear I've seen her blushing around him. To be honest, I'm disappointed in her but I've been thinking, she has 2 1/2 years to be alone with him, and he won't get away with cheating on her, it's way too small a space and who would he even cheat on her with? Kayleigh has planned this out well, I have to give that to her. Well done Kayleigh. I'm not so disappointed after all. Just a few more short facts:
• Finn comes from the same orphanage as me, so he sees himself as my best friend and so, my wingman. For as long as I can remember he's been trying to set me up with John. It's a hard life.
• Teddy is easily to most shy of the group. The only person he will speak to is Mary, one of the most "outgoing". They don't even seem to have things for each other, they just have a really pure, beautiful friendship. Yuck.
• Freddie and Jim have been going out for 6 years. Long time, right? I don't know how they do it. I can't keep a relationship longer than a few months.
Wow, sorry. A lot of those facts were about romance. I'm kinda grossing my self out, alone on the sofa with a fake kitten. But what can I say, I'm a sucker for a good romance story. Ok actually, ew. I truly apologise for myself. Hopefully somethings gonna happen between Roger and Kayleigh soon. If not, I guess we can settle for Hannah and Cole. I'll keep you posted.