onthe 4th stiffy was joscots phone, into which barisherab and jos cot spoke into with reec recording their brilliant milking session of the schools there were calling. firstthey called the licoln school of succulent torture and said to the receptionist "DO you HAVEE polo mints???" to which the receptionist despertaely tried to terack the call down, having been insulted to such an extent! but jos cot laff, he take cloth off girl cos she want it that was jos say!!!! he had hacced the liucoln scool ofr sapid tangtastic'scompoters by teleporting to currys pc world by changing his location on his phone and using his super duper quantumn mega computer. unfortunatly, jos cot couldnt download games on his phone because he didnt have enough scrummy bummy currency to buy the games on huis phone and so he peed and went tothetoilet but the toielt was actuallyjust a hole in the ground in which he would make cherese and epsto pasta so he cried and died and it was ssublime he neededf to go the toilet very very badly and when reecsaid "fujj timeeeee" jos cot ate cheese and epsto pasta and looked up tyhe sky.
"it is time that I eat lime.
my cheese has been curdled.
my stiffy isnthard enough to leap over these hurdles and so...
i let out the fudge untill my stiffy wont budge....."
a heavenly light parted the clouds
"Ghandi is a furry" said barisherab boi boi