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Chapter 11 - ??Van $allow??

As the benius bang traversed through the dimensions they liked to melt butter on toast but they also didn't know how many dimensions there were and were lost for a bajillion years.

Bathtub boy tasted the moon mm he milked the moon ahh and the wenius Wang suddenly turned around after sensing an evil emo presence.

Omfgggg it's buried under the willow tree it's gluten free!!!!!1!!! Boliver bishop!

Van sallo come say "take off your clothes" say "good morning a new day is dawning" say "litty!!!" he throws a bottle of Fiji water at the benius bang which turns into a whirlpool that begins to drown them but thankfully jos Cot's greasy hair absorbs the moisture he hacks the water and makes it so that it's regular tap water and releases it. van salo drinks it thinking it's gucci Fiji water but it's actually just dihydrogen monoxide oh noo he pees out an ocean and throws up because its not Fiji water and his pink hair grows into a tower he summons the devil by drawing a pentagram using tipex and smokes weed.

The benius bang begin to choke because of the weed smoke and they know they must break out of the weed smoke to attac Boliver bishop before his 21st venture vampire and broken heart powers peaks to the highest level of clout daddy reec ignites the smoke using lichess atomic mode which burns sallow expression's lungs making him very angery say "I forgot my car keys" say "you're a car key mate" the impact of this phrase hits reec and makes him pee.

Bathtub boy then watches an entire fortnite hot skins compilation which has the same effect on him as Jacamo mol's special protein shake and he deploys a succ on suckurmum.co.uk which throws Oliver bishop off a Brijj cos his mum has osteoporosis. Then wenius Wang then deploy a T pose which makes van salo shriek in pain and he attacs using his SoundCloud powers but cannot penetrate the fact that he knew that the genius gang had to do it to them. Now he was very worried and tried to retreat but he was then encapsulated by the genius gang adjusting their ties. He began to pee and cry cos it was so beautiful the genius gang then t posed, adjusted their ties, adjusted their blazers and pulled their trousers up securing them with a belt! Van swallow simply couldn't handle an attack with such force so he peed out all his Fiji water that gave him clout powers.

He quickly retreated to clarify what had happened to his Instagram followers hoping they wouldn't be angery that he had no more Fiji water and to apologise to the clout princess for loosing his clout daddy powers. He swore he'd be bacc!

The wenius Wang was like "Greek style yoghurt" like "salami" like "pheww that was close" and they quickly adjusted their ties, blazer and belt looking dapper epic sirs.