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Chapter 10 - Birmingham

Omfggggg he was so spicy bathtub boy was milking the stars! Jos cot laff come say "you're being a little git" say "why my goggle earth not working here" and reec call him a retart.

After a bajilliom seconds they finally reach the end to the time and space tunnel and they drove the Succ trucc out. However, when they came out, they realised that this wasn't actually sacksonville blorida at all, it was Birmingham!

Dusty. Dustee. Doosti. Doostyy. Birmingham was so dusty and dutty reec hit that mf'ing dab dam!

The three looked around and were like hmm where are you and you and I?? Jos cot took out his supercomputer and loaded up goggle earth but still couldn't find where they were, even with reec's meat antenna. Birmingham is a dusty void even bathtub boy couldn't milk the stars or even taste the moon smh.

Thankfully, bathtub boy had heard of a folklore about Birmingham, apparently other spicy boys had gotten stuck here but they got out by asking for a figure only mentioned in myths and legends.

Jo's cot wanted to take out his special compass which was actually a clocc but reec smacc him say "me I am" say "will-I-am legend robot" and jos laff.

The three travelled to Smethwick after a hundred bajillion milliseconds and then got in a circle and did it to them. They then T-posed and used the physics of the T-pose to counteract gravity, allowing them to rise above the dust.

They changed "come down to Smethwick ask for Danny G I'll come out and break your flipping legs!"

Suddenly, the dusty ground of Birmingham split open to reveal thousands and thousands of skeletons and bathtub boy take off their clothes! Say "oh no these skeletons are on benefits and have no secure source of income" so he puts them in education and they get good jobs. XxGTR_DannyGxX the epic boss was enraged by this having lost his benefits slaves and came out soo angery say "I'll break your fricking legs!" say "come to Birmingham now and I'll flip you up!!!!1!!!!!!"

The wenius Wang are very scared and even a little bit milky at this threat but they remember they're already in Birmingham and become Steven hawkings. They descend to inspect Danny G and realise that it was actually just a milk hologram!

"hmmst" bathtub boy is Steven hawkings "the real Danny g must be in a higher dimension now, this must be his legacy" come say "take off your clothes" oh my goshhh they gather around Danny G's hologram and pee on it with a triangular T-pose formation which melts the hologram and reveals an altar underneath!

"I am world best hacer" jos cot pees and inspects element f12 on the altar to convert it into a simple format and then say "this altar for getting out of here"

Reec wave his meat wand around to gather more information from the altar and bathtub boy elongates the peperami all the way to the edge of the dimension and say "the place after this seems to be a series of pocket dimensions and compressed space, remember to breathe out as you pee."

They enter the altar and are then shot out of the dimension entering an entire new one. Little did they know, an evil creature was stalking them from the shadows, bathtub boy tastes an ominous disaster...