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Chapter 2 - The Time Lord

Right so basically yeah, Bignicesauce, jos cot and Bathtub Boy were in the bus travelling to the pee pee ocean, Bathtub boy deciding to join the organisation known as the genius gang after the three of them had their IQ tested (all 3 being 69 and 420 of course) and decided that the beautiful sight of the pee pee ocean will inspire them, helping them to break through the bottleneck of enlightenment so they can solve the next step of the puzzle.

However, before jos cot could eat his cheese and pesto pasta, the bus suddenly crashed and the bus driver died. Jos cot was sad cos the bus driver was his best friend but had no time to be sad because he saw a bmw appearing out of the time and space continuum.

Oh no bathtub boy was like oh no and cracked open a cold one it's Jaco Hara the The Tax Lord! He quickly hid the Cummy Bummy he brought with him so it wouldn't be taxed and peed so that Jaco Hara would pee too.

Jaco Hara was like omgg omgg this bus has not got any road tax at all I am Ken Livingston I speak French peasants he compressed the bus into a singularity and it collapse in on itself, creating a black hole a sack hole and ate it. He wagged his finger and gave a severe reprimanding to the genius gang and bathtub boy got out a piece of paper and flicked it into jaco hara's mouth which made him choke to near death as his tardis BMW disappeared which made him rather discombobulated!

Jod cot was like "can you not reec" he was like "can you not" he was like "that was close!" and reec agreed and peed and smelled the moon mmm