I Got a World at an Garage Sale

When Mark woke up today he knew that it wasn't going to be a pleasant day for him. As soon as he got off the bed he tripped and fell face first on the floor. After being embarrassed about falling face first on the floor he got up and started to wash his face. After washing his face and brushing his teeth he looked at himself in the mirror. He saw himself a 20-year old guy. He had unkempt brown hair, a fairly average face and a slightly muscular build. Mark then went to cook his own breakfast. When he cracked open his egg to cook himself an omelette he found that there was no yolk in there. Scowling and cursing to himself he tried grabbed another egg only to have a small earthquake happen right at that moment, dropping the who egg carton on the floor shattering his dreams of an omelette to pieces. After cleaning up the shattered egg pieces Mark gave up trying to cook himself breakfast and decided to go to the local diner to get one. As he was walking to the diner he felt something warm hit his right shoulder from above. Cursing his luck Mark went back home and changed into a new shirt. After getting to the diner and finishing his breakfast with another incident Mark decided to just roam his around his neighbourhood. After wandering around aimlessly for 2 hours Mark realized that he was lost. His phone died just 10 minutes ago and there is no one on the street. After another 20 minutes of aimless wandering Mark sees what could be his only hope, a garage sale.