"I have some bad news!" Kohitsuji said
"This only exist becuase the kid is running out of ideas for this 'Weapon Of Soul arc'!" He continued
Kohitsuji heard a loud bang from upstairs. He decided to leave it and go on with his day. He went to the Ka'Mouo park & exhibit. Kohitsuji sat down on a cool, metallic bench and looked at the giant statue of Le'Deawaye Ka'Mouo the Chieftain Shogun. It said many things about him like how he somehow managed to make peace with Samurai and Natives and how he led an army where they both fought together and not against one another. They also said that he knew every type of sword style and he was the best at all of them.
He even knew some techniques with axes. They said he was a man of honor and he could easily earn anybody's trust just with a smile. But he did have a bad side because inside his Tomahawk there was a special dart that had the power and radius of an atom bomb. He only used it once in the big war which started when the 10 great emperors of Kyaneta traveled to america in 2025 and they started a lot of controversy. They were mistreated and then when people started hitting them it all started.
Each emperor declared war and they all brought 2 armies but since they brought their lesser units they lost the first war. The next war about 10 years later they brought the rest of their 3 armies and that is when they finally won the war. The Navajo had to retreat and then 45 years later in 2080 that's when Le'Deawaye got his role as Shogun but if we rewind about about 20 years back they Japanese created an organization called "The Seekers". What they do is they travel to America and figure out very important information and they give all the data they collected to their base.
When the final war beg- "Okay, Okay, Pause! What exactly does this have to do with character development? Why do I need character development!? I'm the most well made and thought out character in the novel!" Kohitsuji interrupted
A woman with red hair came out from the bushes and knocked Kohitsuji out cold with a rock. Kohitsuji was being dragged into the bushes by a group of 7 women. He was thrown into a small, white building that had spiralled horn like shapes coming out of the sides. Kohitsuji was put on a stretcher and was strapped on to it.
"What do you want with m- Kohitsuji was cut off when a lady with white hair and a headband with the same spiralled horns Kohitsuji has put a piece of tape over his mouth. It was pretty clear to him who they were but he just wanted to know what they wanted to do with him.
"Whatever they plan to do to me I have a feeling it isn't gonna be too good. I know for sure that the author's gonna have to step out their comfort zone for this!" Kohitsuji thought to himself
The girls started touching him in places like his chest and his shoulders, it made him feel very uncomfortable but he knew he could break our at any moment he just wanted them to think they were doing something right. They start touching his cheeks which make him start twitching. One of them slowly dragged their hand next to his crotch and that was the last straw. Kohitsuji broke out of the stretcher and let out a huge shockwave.
6 of the girls got killed by it but one had created some type of shield and just barely protected herself. Kohitsuji simply punched her in tbe stomach and killed her that way, Then all of a sudden eeeeeeeoooooowwww! The sound of a bomber jet came from above and it dropped A NUKE! I don't believe the flyer understood how dangerous that was.
It the came to Kohitsuji what was actually happening. They weren't actually obsessed with him! They true mission was to get his location to exterminate him and knowing how he would react they can minimize the backlash from fans!
"Damnit! I should've at least thought of that! If I would've knew from the start this wouldn't happen! Know I have to harm more people!" Kohitsuji shouted to himself
The nuke was only 5 meters away so Kohitsuji acted fast, Creating a strong shockwave with his vibrations. The nuke went right through it but it got slower when it was 5 feet from hitting Kohitsuji.
He tried as hard as he could so the flyer could get away but instead she flew around and got ready to try and cut him half by fling right at him!
Then another bomber jet came around and dropped another nuke so Kohitsuji sent out another shockwave and blew up both the first and second nuke and then the other bomber jet rushed him so when she got close he blocked it with one finger, Sending the flyer flying out of their seat.
Kohitsuji had a sad look on his face as he teleported home so nobody can track him. He heard screaming from upstairs...it sounded like heavy metal....He went upstairs and all of a sudden it stopped and then he heard water running in the bathroom and then that stopped.
He checked Kikin's room, Nothing to see there, Then he checked Sensō's room, still nothing, He then checked Shi's room, He didn't see much, He then finally looked in Ekibyō's room and at first it seemed like nothing was wrong...but then he saw mascara in the corner of his eye and he also saw black markings on Ekibyō's face.
Ekibyō started to get nervous, Kohitsuji stomped on the ground causing a guitar to sound. He quickly picked up the guitar which was hidden behind Ekibyō's
wardrobe.
"What the hell man?" Kohitsuji said in confusion
"Why did you keep this a secret" He asked
"Well I know you buffoons would make fun of me for trying new things!" Ekibyō answered
A smile came on Kohitsuji's face.
"What would make you think that?" Kohitsuji asked
"Well last time I tried something new (England Culture) Shi made fun of me when I got too into it" He answered he said, looking away
"Well I have to admit Shi can be a douchebag at times so just ignore him. So next time don't keep things a secret! Hey....I have a plan....Shi has been pretty rude to me lately so let's get revenge on him tomorrow!" Kohitsuji said mischievously, Rubbing his hands together
He whispered his plan into Ekibyō's ear and he slowly cracked a smile.
"Now instead of hugging let's do the rubix cube handshake that you made!" Kohitsuji said.
"Sounds great!" He answered
They did a very, very, very complex handshake and Kohitsuji left the room.