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Chapter 34 - Earth Is For Losers

After battling with my inner demons, I have realized something: Earth is for posers, losers and freaks like Karen. This new world of Midgard and all of its possibilities have yet to even be explored! I've decided that one of my missions in life is to go on a grand adventure sailing the seas and treading on ancient ground forgotten by men and mer. I can have so much fun in this world, while I was majorly restricted back on Earth. I've decided that we're going on an adventure. By we I mean the full party of Adonis, Jelia, Matrix, Shinji and Yusuke and of course finally myself. We'll buy a large yacht and set sail for where the Bermuda Triangle was on Earth. Something tells me we'll find something exciting there.

Getting out my phone, I launched a conference call and everyone joined the call. I explained my plan to everyone and they were super stoked and ready to go immediately. I want to go immediately too however we need to prepare well for any contingencies, so we'll set off tomorrow. However, today the 6 of us will gather and go shopping for everything that we're going to need for adventure. So I explained, and now everyone is gathered before me in the throne room basically jumping up and down in anticipation. Adonis was practically in tears that he is counted among my friends, and decided he'd behave on our trip. That won't stop him from being ebullient, which is perfectly fine with me.

Leading everyone to a large Escalade, Jelia was skipping beside me while giggling. Once inside the Escalade, Jelia directed the driver to Adventurers Guild Shopping Mall. Yes this world has an adventurers guild!! I'm even more pumped at this, and insisted to Jelia that the 6 of us register as a party called Nightblood. Everyone agreed raucously. And so we set off for the guild, laughing and joking around with each other, we built rapport amongst one another as we finally reached our destination. Adventurers Guild here we come!

Once inside, I lead everyone towards a beautiful guild receptionist. The beauty, named Zella explained the rules of the guild and the ranks to us. Simply put, no killing of other guild members, the guild won't interfere in disputes among members, and above all else we must take quests monthly as a Greenhorn Rank, quarterly as a Veteran Rank, and yearly as a legendary Hero Rank. These are the three ranks with subranks of G to SSS in ascending order. So basically G, F, E, D, C, B, A, S, SS, SSS.

We'll obviously be starting as a G Rank Greenhorn Party. Once she finished with the explanation, Zella went to go make our guild cards after taking payment for our memberships. Fifteen minutes later she returned with the green cards in her hands. They looked like green credit cards and apparently can be used as one. Greenhorn Rank has a limit of $10,000, Veteran Rank is $400,000, and finally Hero Rank is $1,000,000. All are in Brittania Dollars, which I still mentally see as the US. Welcoming us to the Adventurers Guild, she then lead us over to a giant touch screen pad which listed available quests based on rank. She explained that one of us needed to scan their card at this kiosk and then we could pick our first quest! Oh yeah I'm fired up! However, let's save picking a quest for tomorrow after all, we still have shopping to do for our first grand adventure. I asked the receptionist if she could mark that we were heading to the Bermuda Triangle in the guild records. She gasped in shock at my statement, but seeing our serious faces she nodded sadly before inputting the data. Waving good bye to the receptionist, we went outside and headed to the Adventurers Guild Mall. Now, what all to get I wonder? That will be a difficult thing of itself, alas.