One word to define Arya:
DISGUSTING.
I had followed him for one whole week. What did I get from that? Him fucking with every beautiful living beings with two legs. Doesnt matter if its a guy or women. Like really, doesnt his dick ever get limp or get infection considering all kind of holes he poke into?
Don't get me wrong. I don't have any problem with his preference. Bi, les or gay, it doesn't surprise me. I got a lot of friends like that back in earth that people almost thought I was one of them. I just dont understand how he could fuck every three hours, for a week. sometimes, it'll be like menage a trois, sometime three and sometimes it'll be one on one. He took his break like five to ten minutes and then start again. He totally redefined and brought a whole new level of prostitution. Hell, he can make prostitute lose their job if he keep this up for another week.
That day, I tried to find him in the brothel but since yours truly was pouting and still angry with Kuro, I didn't get to ask him how Arya look like. So I missed the opportunity to see him, barely. We accidentally bumped on the staircase of the brothel and when I asked the owner, she told me that it was the same man I had just bump into. Bad luck and, wasted opportunity.
Since then on, I tracked him down slowly by myself, completely staying away from Kuro. Still not talking to him and man, I feel like slapping myself silly.
"I am a grown up woman! Why am I still acting childish??! This would've be done sooner if I just talk with Kuro." i scoffed at myself for being ridiculous and Kuro, as if he had mastered the art of reading woman, he let me wander around not initiating anything and giving me space. I don't know about other woman but for me, that is the best way to handle me. Because this is the time when I will eat all the silliness until it rot into my guts, and slowly came back running to my senses.
When the sun rise above my head, I bite my lips and turned around. I need to apologise to Kuro, like now. It was then somebody touch my shoulder from the back, stopping me in my track.
"Why? Got bored stalking me already?" His voice definitely could sway any women. The deep baritone voice that crack each sound he makes, stoke any womanly desire to the max.
I am not immune to that.
But doesn't mean I would turn around and jump on him.
So, maybe I didn't literally jump on him. I grab the hand and twist it before kicking the back of his knee. My eyes trained on my hand that was grabbing his wrist. Its funny to see that unconsciously my hand hold his wrist like I'm holding a diaper full with poop.
"Bored is too sweet for you. I prefer disgusted"
"Jealous, dear? I don't remember all those who I had slept with but sorry I Don't do the same woman twice."
That cracked me up. He is definitely asking for it.
"Glad to hear that. Because I don't think anyone would want to sleep with you the second time. Not when that dick keep dipping into all kind of holes."
"Uwwww.. spicy. I love spicy. I always wonder how it feel to dip into spicy sauce."
If I have a laser eyes superpower, I swear his head already bore a huge hold. Not even a cell of brain left behind. He was facing away from me, because I didn't want him to see my face. Though, since he knew I was stalking him thats kinda a moot point already.
"Oh, that's great then"
I opened my spatial ring and took out a sack of red chilli that I had purchased recently from the online inter-dimensional shop. I crushed all the chillies and put it inside his mouth. His flirty look suddenly change and I had to hold my laugh, amused looking at his face.
"How do you like the spiciness of that. If you can handle that, thats mean you can handle me.. wait... I think I remember somewhere that they said these fruits can cleanse your lower part.... you know, to kill all the bad stuffs and all that jazz" I let him go, as he was hissing and fanning his mouth. The taste must be foreign and new to him that he don't know how to handle it. I know I'm being a bitch here, but really... I hate his type to the core of my being.
"What the hell is this abomination?" He hissed again, while scratching his tongue. Sorry, dear.. that aint gonna work. His lips become swollen now, his fair complexion turns bright red, like the chillies. His mouth starting to look like it got stung by a giant bee.
"It's called chillies. Hard to find. So, should I help you cleanse you dick with this paste?" He crawled away from me and look at me, horrified. He raised his hand to build an ice cage around me.
He was angry, I can see that but the pain had clouded his judgment an he couldn't decide which one to tend to first.
"Give me the antidote!" My lips curved upward.
"Its not a poison. Its just a fruit or vegetable... i dont know"
"Y-you don't know??? And why the heck you put that one someone else's mouth??"
I shrugs.
"You said you like spicy things. So I let you tried it. Want some more?" I asked, blinking my eyes, clearly faking my innocence.
"Fuck! This is not spicy, this is a torture device! A poison!! Ohhh god.. I can feel my brain wiggle too..."
"Try to drink water" i crossed my fingers behind my back. Well, i did said water, but i didnt tell him whether to drink it hot or cold. Knowing he is an ice element from my one painstakingly week spying on him, i know he'll conjure cold water.
And he really did! I don't know if i ever met anyone more obvious than he is. Ha!
he conjure an ice water and drank it. Could i hold out my laugh? Nope. I laughed out loud.
He groan and keep tapping his head.
"Why is it becoming even more.... spicy!!"
"I said water. Cold make it even worse but wont change anything. You got to drink hot water to stop it, you know.of course itll be excruciatingly painful for a moment but it'll stop."
He look at me with his 'wtf is wrong with your head,woman?' Kind of look.
"I swear I'll rape and then kill you, woman!" He shouted. I raised my eyebrow and give him once over.
"You can try. I got a lot more where that comes from. Good repellent for man like you" I fold both of my arms and look at him with haughty look. That totally shut him up.