I am seriously and royally pissed.
that nasty butt, totally stink high heaven. i kid you not, dog and cat poop smells better than their butt that for sure!
i am imagining all kind of things that they had poke with that spear butt of theirs. i bet they didn't wash their butt. With soap. And may I add anti-bacterial one because seriously, that really need a major bath.
Sheesh, no wonder their skin is so tough! I bet if you washed off all that flaky, yucky and definitely full with stinky germs away, their skin will be super soft like a newborn baby. That will make our work here easier. But then again, I dont have any time to test out my theory, dumb (maybe) but sound enough to test it out.
just imagine, having someone waved their but left and right and it stink like something rotting in there! not to mentioned the threat it carried with a long pointy spear. everytime i cut it, it'll just undergo a freaking binary fission. i mean, come on... it's not even microscopic enough to be called an amoeba. puh-lezzzz..
Hell no. I am not going to be their momma and wash that butt off. I did that eight and seven years ago, and I'm not starting that now, right here. Although...
"Ugh, cover me"
"Why? What happened?"
"I want to puk-" blerrggghhhh. Hey, Dont blame me. I always have a strong stomach but that stench totally take a stinking cake above all.
"What should we name our baby?" Asked Kuro, with his back facing me. He hacked through one of the bugs, trying to find their core and destroy it.
I was looking at him in daze. It took me few minutes to register what he meant by that.
He is definitely teasing me. And he was holding in his laugh.
"Ha! It wont happen, not unless you stick in your little junior there in my va jayjay. So dream on."
"Maybe, we should try it out after this" he said iver his shoulder.
"Ugh, just focus on hacking them. I'm busy"
"You're just crouching there, dear. I'm doing all the work" another one down and thousands more bugs to go. And while I said trust in me to Kuro earlier, but man.. woman nose is delicate okay? Our nose are meant to smell good flowers, good food and maybe get to endure couple of years babies poop, but overall, you get the gist of it.
"I'm busy nursing my urge to puke. Their butt too stinky" I shuddered and trying my best to tamp down the urge to vomit again.
"Its not that bad"
I look at him dumbfounded.
"I dont even want to ask what kind of environment you've been living for you to say 'that' doesnt smell bad" the chagrin on his face made me bite my lips.
Me and my big mouth.
"Well..." he sighed. He hacked another one while I saw something flash dark red the first three slashes he made. What is that?
"I've been in a far worse battle field..trust me when I say this is not bad compared what I had seen..."
Okay, I am not going to argue with that. I'll just keep quiet and be dazed by that shiny things on the bugs... wait a minute.
"Its the core!!! Their core is inside their left shoulder!!" Kuro eyes widen, and he aimed for one of the bugs left shoulder. The moment his sword pierce through it, the whole bugs crumbled and become sand. No wonder, even if you cut their head it will still move. The core is perfectly sat on a spot where they wont usually get attacked. Amazingly thought, by the way. Totally waste our time more and give me unforgetable experience of fighting with their spear butt off. I dont think I'm gonna forget that smell any time soon .
The way the bugs crumbled reminded me of one of the movies of vampire I watched back when I still live in the earth.
"Wow, like a vampire"
"A what now?"
"You know? Vampire? Long teeth, cant walk where sun shines, look like human, cold and like to drink blood?"
"Oh you mean bloodsuckers? I dont know if they exist anymore." Kuro serious gaze soften now that he know how to kill the bugs.
"Thank God for that. I dont want big mosquitos like to come at night and sucking my blood out. I like my blood right where it is"
"Right... so now, can you help me dear?"
I sigh.
"Fine.." I walk and hold out my sword and just then I thought how nice it would be if I had a bow and arrow. It would definitely make the whole cleaning up process goes smoothly and faster..
The sword was lost in a flash of light, and soon I felt it first than seeing it, I had a bow in my hands.
I blinked couple of times, with my mouth open wide. But the movement on my left corner made me act out of instinct and quickly stretch the bow string. I didnt even have time to feel like a fool to notice that I dont have an arrow, because the moment I draw the string a wisp of purple smoke appear and mold itself into an arrow shaped.
My lips curved upward and I took aim at the aggressor before releasing the drawstring. Its aim was true and it did not stop just there. The arrow continue to fly straight on its path and it was then I notice a thin and almost visible thread that connected to the arrow to my hand. I tried tugging it away, and the movement of the arrow changed slightly.
Awesome! Its like a freaking missile. One by one, the bugs crumbled into sand. Both Kuro and me were surrounded by a hill of sands in no time, as if were standing right in a middle of desert. Can you imagine how many dead bugs were there that it change the whole topography of our surrounding?
I lost count on how many bugs it had killed but slowly the arrow dissipate into nothing and I had to fire more arrows.
"How about three?" I tried to imagine three arrow but only one appear. Maybe I havent met the required condition to produce that many? Nevermind, is already more than enough.