"Oh my, you keep trying to flatter me Kaiba~?" The Uzumaki woman was quite happy to see her cute little boy. Said boy just rolled his eyes and shook his head.
"Mother you're still so obvious...You know i think you're something they call a pedophile"
".....Absolutely not!!" Saya wasn't going to let him call her a pedophile. She just loved him like a normal mother would, right ?
"Yeah, yeah. Keep lying to yourself. By the way i think that this time the Hokage won't let me be. "
"Oh really ? You know Kaiba, you're really too smart for your age ." Kaiba only sighed and chuckled slightly.
"I wouldn't be like that if my monster of a mother raised me normally. Which she didn't do because she thought it was such a good idea to have a little monster as a son. " Said Kaiba, mocking his mother who blushed.
"I still think it was a great idea! Seriously, a villain Yamanaka sounds so good! "
"God protect the people of the Elemental Nations if i really become a villain. " Said Kaiba arrogantly. He was absolutely certain that he would be quite good as a villain.
" You love to be dramatic, don't you ? " Said an unknown voice. Mother and Son looked at the figure that suddenly appeared and smirked.
"Weasel!!" Kaiba rushed at him and hugged him.
The figure could only stifle a snicker when he understood what Kaiba just did.
"Now Kaiba, it's not a proper way to greet your one and only friend . You shouldn't stick explosive tags on your friends, even if said tags are fake." Said Weasel as he removed the fake tag from his back.
"Mou...And what would've happened if it was a real one ? Oh i know ! You would drive a kunai through my skull like you did your father!" Said Kaiba, getting a chuckled from his mother and a frown from Weasel.
" Kaiba must you always talk about that ? It has been three months already . "
That was something that Weasel, aka Itachi Uchiha, wanted to forget. The Hokage had gave him a simple mission a few months ago....Kill the Uchiha Patriarch. Fugaku was slowly becoming a threat to the village, he was getting more and more support for his future coup. Hiruzen was sure that it was what Fugaku had planned. He couldn't prove it, but he was Hokage...He could just order his Anbu to kill someone, and if worse came to worse he would put the blame on Danzo. He loved to torment his ex-teammate.
Itachi had accomplished the mission, he drove a kunai through his father's skull while the man was asleep. A pity that such a powerful jonin was so careless in his sleep, perhaps the Uchiha's arrogance had took the best of him. Fortunately Sasuke and Itachi didn't seemed to take after him, they were more like their mother.
What ensued after Fukagu's death could only be described as a war. All the elders wanted to become patriarch, while Itachi was forced by his mother to fight for the title. In the end he won and become the new patriarch, he had named Sasuke the heir of the clan, a wise decision according to the elders who could only sneer at Itachi behind his back.
But anyway, let's go back onto the story. Kaiba merely grinned and shook his head comically.
"Hell no! It's too great of an opportunity to laugh at you to be wasted! I mean seriously, you're so loyal to this village that it could be called fanatism...Wait, i think that you're actually a fanatic!" Said Kaiba pointing at Itachi with an accusing finger, Itachi just frowned even more but said nothing.
"Oh! I think that you were right Kaiba." Said Saya.
"About what? " Kaiba turned around, only to see the elderly Hokage glaring at him.
"......For my own defense they tried to rape me! " Said the boy.
"Saya, Kaiba, Weasel.....My office, now!" With that the Hokage shunshined away, leaving the three behind.
"He seems quite angry " Remarked Saya.
" Noooooo, he's not angry at all ! It's not like i literally slaughtered a dozen of Chunin ! They were fucking weak by the way!"
Itachi put a hand on Kaiba's shoulder and whispered.
" For once in your life, think about it. You're five years old yet you think like an adult, and you're maybe as talented as i am. They weren't weak, they were just unprepared to face a true ninja in the form of a five years old boy. " Itachi also shunshined away, only this time Kaiba was really confused.
"..........Am i really too mature for my age ?" He asked his mother who simply nodded and hugged him so she could use the shunshin on the both of them. She also did it because she loved to hug her son, but it was better to not anyone about it.
When they arrived in the office, they saw that Hiruzen was actually quite happy behind his fake scowl. And why wouldn't he be ?! Dealing with them gave him an excuse to not deal with this hellish paperwork.
'I swear i can hear it laughing at me!' Thought the old man. Maybe he didn't just become cold but also a little bit crazy.
" So, what's the deal old man ?" Asked Kaiba casually. Like many Yamanaka he was actually a sensor, and as such he knew that they wasn't any Anbu in the office, except for Weasel of course.
"*Sigh* I think that we need to start your real training Kaiba. For now i would say that if we don't count your stealth and how proefficient you are in your clan techniques, you're at Mid-Genin level. It's not good enough, i want you to be stronger." Said Hiruzen.
" And why is that ? I could very well betray you, betray this village . "Said Kaiba, a knowing smile on his face. He knew that Hiruzen trusted him a little bit too much.
" You won't betray us......Because your mother is tied to this village. "Said Hiruzen. Saya actually avoided Kaiba's glare as the boy finally understood why the Hokage was so confident.
" I won't even ask you why you're tied to the village Mother because i know you won't tell me......However i would feel a little better if you stopped hiding so much from me. "
"It's for your own good sweety~"
'One day, you're going to regret this Saya-Sama.........I just know it. ' Thought Itachi.