The next morning, " Is this a written test or a physical test?"
The principal replied, " Both... is there a problem young master?"
"ummmmm... can we skip the written test?"
" Sorry we can't do that... we have to see if you can read and write and test your knowledge about the different kind of beasts..." Sweat started forming on the principal's forehead. " I believe you can do it..." She handed Zeus a huge stack of paper.
Zeus stared at the bulk of paper in a daze, I can do it...I can do it. To her surprise it was really easy, she wasn't smart, but on her free time she would read and she would write stuff.
About an hour or two later she turned in the paper, heh it wasn't as hard as she thought it would be. There was another bulk of paper on the side, ewww it was filled with high school and college math. Zeus was filled with terror...she had to do that too. She reluctantly took the paper back to where she was sitting at. After another three hours, the principal came to check on her. " Are you done yet?"
" Yesh, I just got done with this one too."
" Too?"
" Yes, the other bulk of paper on the table?"
" Oh yes! yes! just leave that right there and you will have some break time before the physical test."
Zeus got up and felt refreshed, finally she got to leave.
After she left the principal went to work to check all her answers. They're all right! The principal exclaimed, " Linda! Linda! Come to my office right this second!"
" Yes! Principal?" Linda replied.
" Who left this bulk of paper in my room?"
" Oh yes! I had forgotten that! The list of the most difficult problem ever created mathematically, and it's also the test for the highest ranking potion master. Sorry I had forgotten about that since it was only a copy."
" And how many years of studying would you say...it would take to pass this test?"
" Oh! Ummm several decades of studying and a huge amount of talent, that's why our potion master age range between 70 and above."
" What is our youngest highest ranks potion master?" The principal asked with a sigh.
" Ah that would be 63! Oh yes what a genius he was to beat all the other masters by several years!"
" Ok...can you grade this paper?"
" Principal it is a perfect 100%, did you do it?"
The principal slumped down in her chair, " I need you to keep quiet about this...what if I told you a 6 year old child did that paper?"
" You must be jesting principal how could a children that age finish this paper?"
The principal looked out at the beautiful sky, " He didn't cheat and he also got a 100% on the other paper...looks like the nation will do well if he becomes the king. Looks likes I can retire early!"
" Principal I will keep this a secret...what are we going to do with him?" Linda was absolutely surprised the principal was not the type of man to joke around.
" Lets wait after he finishes his physical exam...I'll probably send him to my older brother."
" Principal you really mean it? Your brother is kind of... scary, strict."
" Only a monster can nature a monster." And with that the conversion ended and the principal planned for early retirement.
Meanwhile, Zeus paced around the room unable to calm down. " How am I going to make it in this world? The placement test is already that hard I don't think I can survive once I get older!"
Sadden by her own thought she sat down deflated, Knock knock!
A handsome gentle man came into the room and with his piercing eyes he looked Zeus up and down, " Fatty-... child are you in the wrong room?"
" No ugly-... uncle I am not in the wrong room...are you in the wrong room?" Did he think that she didn't hear his fatty comment?
" Hah! Hold on I might be," He looked her up and down again, " You don't look like a genius so I might be" and with a smirk he walked out and left.
With a fake smile Zeus silently sat there...calm down calm down. Fatty stands for fantastic, admirable, transcendental, tall, youth. Why thank you very very much...ugly-... uncle.
Within a few moments the ugly-... the uncle came back into the room. " I'm not in the wrong room...you are?"
Zeus walked up and kicked the uncle right in the middle of his legs. AHHHHH the uncle cried in defeat and landed onto the ground. " My name is Zeus Elmendolf nice to meet you instructor!"
Zeus extended a hand for a hand shake.
" YOU-"