Back at the Smith Mansion, Dahlia was looking at Lianne and Joseph with wide, innocent eyes, "So your cats are safe now?"
Joseph nodded happily, "Kyle is awesome."
Dahlia agreed, saying, "Big Brother Kyle is the best."
Dahlia's parents were in town for a conference, and so she came over to stay. She had been disappointed to find out that Kyle wasn't around, but she stayed nonetheless as it was far better than following her parents around.
Then, she sighed loudly, munching on her toast, "It would have been even better if he was my husband."
Joseph nearly splattered the milk he was drinking.
"Husband?!" he squeaked, "Aren't you a little too young to be thinking about that? And the age gap?!"
After all, Kyle was only … what, 20? While Dahlia was 9. That would make Kyle a pedophile!
"I am not!" Dahlia said strongly, "I want to get married to Big Brother Kyle and have lots of babies!"
