Seeing that there appeared to be a slight struggle within my eyes my little wife voiced out "darling husband I know you must be in a hurry, but you have only just recovered your body."
"Even if you wanted to go for a few rounds do you really think your stamina can compare to a lower realm god as a mere mortal?" My little wife then rolled her eyes teasingly towards me which only made me want to pounce on her even more before pulling her into a deep embrace as we would tousle about atop bed sheets for several nights on end.
"Your body may be more powerful now compared to a mortal but it is still a far ways off from being able to handle the passion of your little wife's lower realm god might you know." Her slight taunting words only served to ignite the fire within me further. Little wife are you trying to deter me or spur me on? Please make up your mind! This husband of yours only has so much restraint!
"After raising your strength a few tiers, we can consider our nights of passion my dearest husband." My little wife lightly bit her lower lip as she seemed to slightly struggle to postpone such endeavours.
Little wife, you are just teasing me right? Right? What is with that thirsty expression of yours? Can you not be so provoking when you are trying to deter me?
I struggled to hold myself back as I gritted my teeth while I uttered with slight depression. "I understand little wife. You're the best little wife. Being considerate for your husbands development."
Changing the topic as I felt my sanity could not bear any more mental torture I asked "when should we go on our honeymoon my little wife?"
"We can go now while daddy's not around. If he comes back it'll just delay things even further."
"Already? So quick? Wouldn't cultivating here be much more effective?"
"No, not for you. If you were to try cultivating here you would get nowhere. The level of energy is too high. You have to build up from the ground. Only if you reached a certain level of strength would training here be a paradise or utopia for you. You need to start training in the right place or you will never make any progress."
"That is also why we search for disciples from the mortal realms as there are many mortals with unlimited potential compared to the upper worlds. They struggle from the very bottom to reach the top. Those born in the upper realms have life easy, however they progress slowly if they train here because the natural laws are too high a level. Although there are many heaven defying geniuses among greater families and sects that manage to comprehend the laws. Most individuals will merely struggle though fruitless endeavors if they stay in the upper realms. It's not that I'm belittling you or anything husband, but even I was brought by father to the mortal realm in the beginning to train. In fact, many families send their youths to lower realms to temper themselves and build up a strong foundation so they can understand the higher level laws in the upper realms."
"Husband think about it for a bit. Do you think a child will understand calculus without first understanding simple addition? Of course not, so please don't feel discontent at training in the mortal realm."
"That being the case husband, we will be leaving right away to a mortal realm. We'll go to the highest tier mortal realm that happens to be under my control. The strongest powers in that mortal realm are 10th realm semi transcendent beings. Their numbers cover the skies. Although your wife must restrict her power to that level when entering those realms, you don't need to worry as your little wife is overbearingly strong. So until you are strong enough I'll be by your side night and day darling."
My lovely little wife had a rather excited smile as she said that while she opened up a rift in space. She pulled me forward as we stepped through the rift with a slight spring in her steps. It really seemed like my little wife had lived quite the lonely life throughout the years. I must really treat her the best.
Upon stepping out of the rift the view around me completely changed. Before us appeared to be the gate to the entrance of a sect. A vast imposing mountain stood behind the gate made of bricks that stretched across the pathway between a narrow valley. The scenery was engraved into my mind but it felt somewhat strange. The mountain itself gave off a powerful imposing feeling, although the gate looked rather weak and ragged. The heavy contradiction gave a rather bizarre incoherent feel. It was like a dominating man peering down towards a weak looking… never mind I'm not going to go down any niche genres.
Seeing me in a slight stupor my little wife let out a chuckle while giving an explanation "this is what remains of the Heavenly Fortune Sect. It was the first sect I established in my lifetime as part of my tempering when I was only twelve years old."
"At the time I was a 10th realm semi transcendent at the very peak of power in this mortal realm. Throughout my two billions of years of absence it has faced countless calamities. Several sect exterminating calamities where barely any managed to escape."
"Somehow the descendants have managed to maintain this sect by changing names countless times. Now the last descendent that remains from all those years ago is the patriarch of this dilapidated sect. Although I cut ties with the sect countless years ago I was still the founder. So I decided to at least leave one last trace of it in this mortal realm no matter how weak it may be."
"Unfortunately it seems like the last descendant of the sect I brought up all those years ago is unable to have children. During the last sect extermination he was made a eunuch by his enemies."
"Although he cannot pass down his genes any longer, he does have a child. Albeit an adopted child."
"That child has a very strong power of fortune radiating from him and perhaps he may one day lead this declining sect to the heights it once stood at two billion years ago. This is one of the potential disciples I have in mind for my father depending on how he fares in life."
"Therefore my husband, we will join this sect during the first part of our honeymoon while we raise your strength and observe the candidate's journey."
"Doesn't this sound like the plot line of some main character in a story?"
"Does it?"
"It definitely does! My wife you must be careful. Main characters are a scary thing and you must never underestimate them. Their plot armour is so thick that almost nothing can penetrate it. Even when they are dead you must assume they are alive."
"I bet anything this sect has some kind of great buried legacy left behind by you, doesn't it?"
"How did you know?" My wife asked me wide eyed at how I could possibly have such prior knowledge.
"Tsk. Tsk. My little wife, if Sherlock were here he would surely say, where there is a main character there is always a cheat level hidden legacy for the main character to find."
My wife seemed rather doubtful about my claims but went along with it. "I see. But no matter how thick plot armour is, there is no way it can surpass the might of a lower realm god is there?"
"My little wife, I'm afraid you are too naive. Not even your father may be able to pierce through the terrifying power known as plot armour. The only thing that can, would be a main character with even stronger plot armour."
"Please take note my little wife, it will generally play out as the following when two main characters clash."
"I activate my spell card."
"Oh yeah, well I activate my quick play spell card."
"Hahaha you naive noob, you've fallen for my trap card."
"Not so quick young grasshopper, you've activated my counter trap card! No, wait! It couldn't be?! Why do you still seem so confident? It's not possibly true is it?
"Yes! HAHAHA! That is right I happen to have an ability that negates all counter trap cards!"
"...hahaha did you really think I didn't see through that? My secret ability is the ability to negate all abilities!"
"No it couldn't be possible! Y-y-y-y-you hacker! That ability was never released! How could it be within your hands?!"
"That is my little secret."
"Ahhhh, I'll remember this!"
"End."
After I finished my little one man skit I looked towards my little wife with concern in my eyes as I said "and thus my little wife, this is why main characters should be feared. They will pull out absurd trump card after trump card like they grow on trees."
"..." My little wife seemed to be speechless.
Seeing my little wife not responding I felt like I needed to emphasize it to her again. "You see little wife, do you understand now the true fearsomeness of a main character?"
She nodded her head with uncertainty in her eyes while she tried to understand just what kind of creatures these so called main characters were.
After some time thinking it seems like she understood something.
"I understand husband, you're afraid I'll get taken by another man unknowingly."
My eyes could only open wide. How did she know? Is she psychic? Little wife, if you can read my mind, I'm thinking about what you would look like naked right now
"You're so cute when you're jealous."
That's a relief, it seems like she can't read my mind at least.
Trying to hide my embarrassment I continue on to say "anyways, just be wary of main characters."
"Right, right I will stay clear so my darling husband will have no fears." She said so while she pinched my cheek with a playful smile as her eyes fluttered.
I wanted to run away in my slight embarrassment while she toyed with me so I turned to the side and walked towards the front gate of the sect as quickly as possible.
"Husband don't be so shy, let your wife enjoy some skinship."
She skipped towards me as she caught up in no time while she pulled my arm into a embrace as we continued to walk up the mountain path towards the gate.