Hello, my name is Milki. I'm a cat. When an animal gets to a certain age they get to go to a job. I mean, they have to. You start your job a couple weeks after you birthday actually and today is my first day on the job.
Your job type is different to every animal, are you a farm animal? A pet? A wild animal? It all depends...
It's been an hour since all my owners left.... ( 9:00 ) Am I suppose to go somewhere? Do I --
Whoop!
A portal just opened about a meter away from me... I guess this is it!
Um.... There is a large room field with confused pets...
"Hello and welcome new workers to 'Animal Job-s' "! A large fluffy black dog enters the room.
The room is now quit.
"I know this is all new to you, but fear not! My ' friend' will give you a tour of the floor and answer all your questions! Isn't that right, Engie"?
"Of course, sir~" A skinny whit cat with light gray spots replays.
....
"Well, Engie, I'm counting on you".
"I'll do my best! He he"
"Right... Bye then"!
The large dog turns around end exits the room.
...There's an awkward silence for a couple seconds while Engie is just staring at us with the most fakest grin I ever seen ( Of course, cats can't smile or grin.... or can they???)
Random dog: "... Do we--"-
Engie:"LLLLUUUKKKKEEE!!!!!!"
Apparently "Luke": "WHHHHAAAAT"??!
Engie :" SHOW THIS NEWBIES THE BUILDING OR SOMETHING"!
Luke:" I DON'T WANNA"!!!
Some of the pets look shocked but some of them look like they experienced this ind of people (including me).
It's called brotherhood.
Engie:" IF YOU DON'T DO IT I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR A**"
I love first impressions.
Luke:" OK OK! sheesh"!
Engie:"Thanks ~"
A brown dog that looks like a Pitbull dog (I'm not good with kinds of animals) with black ears and black around his mouth area comes in while Engie is getting out. I'm getting bored.
"'Engie', more like.. ' not angel', am I right"?
.....
Random cat:" Yea OK but can we like, start already"?
Luke: "Oh yea LOL forgot about that (>uO)"
....
I think the tour went way longer than it had to be but the basics of this job is:
* Get an assignment, usually with another pet, in another dimension where all the animals in this universe are actually human beings with super powers such as:
reading minds.... "fire"..... flying... Luke didn't specify.
* Most of the jobs are weird magical things that don't happen in this world like:
fighting things.... looking for things.... finding them.... and then some weird gibberish about flouting spaghetti monsters.
*After you finish your work you come back to your desk and right a report:
date of beginning of the assignment: date of today:
name of pet who did the task: name of teammates (if there where any):
the pet who gave you the task:
your assignment:
extra(if there is some problem like: you lost something, someone got hurt, if you didn't "technically" finish your assignment and more):
paw print(AKA signature):
*"Why do we need to help another dimension"?
What? Have you not seen the newest spider-man movie? (Into the spider-verse atm)
Let's hope I don't die on my first day. Or that "I look cute as a human" like all the other pets.