Ugh... why the hell is the world so bright and loud? My everything hurts... Why do I hear trucks all around me? I try to move my arms but end up grabbing something soft...
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Oh crap... What am I grabbing onto. I gently squeeze and rub the USO (Unidentified Soft Object)... Feels nice.
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???: Do we proceed to making babies now?
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What a dangerous and great idea!! Who said it though? I only want my girls.
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Ruin shows up in my view with one of her bunny ears in my hand.
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Ruin: I enjoy you touching my ears. Ink likes to touch them as well but I enjoy your touch much more. Is this when we start procreating?
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... HOLY CRAP SHE'S BLUNT AND THIRSTY!!
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Slate: Umm no Ruin... Not yet. We are too young for that. Lets wait a few years...
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Ruin: Ok. I cant wait for it. Im excited.
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Damn girl, bunny nature in full effect!!
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Ink: How do we make babies? Will they have a fluffy tail too?
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HOLY CRAP!! ITS A TRAP!!
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Slate: Ask your dad when you see him.
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Marina: Mate, How long must we wait?
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WHAT THE HELL!!! THEY ALL WANT THE D...
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Slate: Well... in my home world, it was customary to be married before such things... Id like to be married first. I hope thats ok with you 4?
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Kareena: If we get married now... can we make babies?
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ATTACKED ON ALL SIDES!!
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Noctis: Over. My. Dead. BODY!!
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As I was trying to figure a way out of this 4 way dead lock... my savior arrives!!
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Slate: I never thought id say this but... FATHER IN LAW... SAVE ME FROM GIFTING YOU GRANDKIDS EARLIER THEN EXPECTED!!
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My bed went boom. The girls went flying and were laughing as they soared in the air. They each landed safely on sofas around the room. I... on the other hand... flew out the window.
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Slate: Thanks Father in Law but whyyyyyyyyy!!!
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The room was on the second floor and I landed in some bushes. I popped up from the bush with a soot covered face and a Rick hairdo...
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Slate: His control is unreal. He mannaged to remove me from the girls without hurting us, made them land safely, throw me outside to a safeish landing AND made his magic blow up in my face. Nicely done Father in Law.
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I grin like the Joker.
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Slate: INK! ASK HIM ABOUT BABIES!
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I start running like my ass was on fire. My best Evil laugh thundering as I ran in my boxers and a tee shirt.
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Slate: MUAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA
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Noctis POV
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Im impressed with myself. The girls are fine and I threw the trash out the window. I feel 5 years younger.
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Noctis That felt good. Kinda like therapy. Are you girls ok?
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Girls: Yessssss
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Kareena: Is Slate ok?
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Ruin: He blew up?
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Marina: He flew out the window I think...
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Ink: WHAT IF HE LANDED ON HIS TAIL!!!!
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Ink gives me a look... her eyes are glowing purple...
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She actually flys to the window and looks down.
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Ink: Oh hes ok. He landed on his head. His tail is sticking out of the bush.
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He fell on his face? Perfect. Eat dirt you brat.
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Noctis: How are you feeling Marina? Are you hurt from yesterdays fight?
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Marina: No Noctis. Im fine. My instincts have calmed down too. Well... for the most part.
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Noctis: Thats good to hear. I have some good news for you 4. School is...
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Slate: INK!! ASK HIM ABOUT BABIES!!!
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The brats voice thundered throughout the room... My heart skipped a beat, my ass puckered, cold sweat started pooring from my body... Ill kill him.
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Ink: Oh yea!! Father, how are babies made? Why do you need to be Married to have babies? Does where you get married pick if the baby is a boy or girl?
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Slate: MUAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA
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I hear that little shit laughing outside... Ima kill him... Must find a way out of this...
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Noctis: Uhh... well... you see sweetie... im not allowed to explain it to you. Thats ... uhh... AH! Thats the schools job. The good news I was going to tell you 4 is School starts in 3 days. Please get ready, ill see you 4 later.
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I warp out of the room and try to listen inside.
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Ink: Ok so we ask the trachers first, then get married, then have babies. Perfect. Babies with ribbons on their baby tails. Extra Perfect.
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Safe. Time to get out of here...
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???: DYNAMIC ENTERYYYYYYYYY!!!!
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I turn around from the room the girls are in in confusion... only for Slate to come and deliver a flying kick in a ridiculous pose. He hits me in the stomach and I go flying through the girls room right out the window he flew out of earlier...
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Slate POV
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I have ALWAYS wanted to do that...
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Slate: Girls, I have your presents. I never got to give them to you.
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Girls: PRESENTS!! WE FORGOT TO OPEN ANY OF THEM!!
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Slate: Yeah... I figured. Well me first.
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I brought out out 4 boxes. Ine in each of their colors.
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The girls squeal and rip the presents open. The fasteat one was Ruin. She was given 2 small Crowns to put ar the base of her ears.
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Kareena got 2 golden rings with a golden chain connecting them to put on her little horns but she put them both on a single horn.
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Ink opened a new pair of Headphones that were mostly black with a ring of purple on the speakers.
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Marina got a tight fit necklace with a bright Crimson fire emblem gem in the middle.
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Ink: Why is mine not pretty like theirs? I already have headphones...
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Slate: Ill show you. Please put them on.
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After everyone has their gifts on...
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Slate: Echo, Connection to "Home Node"... Permission Granted. User Registration commence.
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The gifts flicker and start to glow. The fire emblem, purple rings, twin crowns, and linked rings say in unison.
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Echo: Link to "Home Node" Established. Beginning User Registration.
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I walk out and let them play with their new toys. Noctis is outside leaning on the wall. I toss him 2 bracelets.
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Slate: Do the same thing. One of those are for Lunafreya. I need to go get ready too.
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Noctis: What? Your leaving to school too?
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Slate: No... Im going with Hades to get my Union classes and train with him. I need to be ready for this war.
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I walk away trying to look like a badass...