I had to question how in the ever loving hell I managed to limp jog to the shop while carrying a pregnant woman...whys she so light?
*has only been pregnant for about two weeks*
"I blame Vergil"
"...you blame me for what now?"
I was surprised to see there was no evidence of the fire that had occurred or the anarchy of my children fighting...
"What sorcery is this?"
"...I have no idea what your talking about, why are you holding my love?"
"....she's taken creep"
*He placed lily back down on the ground.*
I didn't like the tense atmosphere so I decided to get the fuck outta here. I went to the kitchen to check how much melted ice I could either mop up or absorb to use for later via magic. But nope it's cleaner then when I'd left it.
"Da fffuck?"
My shabby kitchen was spotless, it's really darlings but he doesn't cook he lived off take out and the food from the diner before I'd started my housewife stuff around here.
(....did big bro do this?)
I was staring blankly at the kitchen the freakin floor had tile....I didn't even know there was tile in here. And the cupboards were shinny and new.
"Same idk wtf he did"
"Kyaaa-...sorry hi Nero I spaced out"
(Kyire screams like that when there's a bug in the apartment)
"Are you a wifefu clone?"
"Da heck you talking about?"
"Never mind"
"...there's flowers in the trash why?"
*she noticed there's flower petals on the floor near the garbage*
"Ignore it..."
(...like hell I'm letting my dad fuck my best friend it's weird enough that my uncle's married to her)
*Nero had previously thrown the love letter and blue roses into the trash so lily wouldn't get to see them. Thankfully she hadn't been home when he was doing so.*
*lily gasps*
"Are the fluffers dead and they in the trash with the flowers cuz you didn't know where to bury em?!"
*lily started to cry because she's got a soft spot for cute things...most women wouldn't find v's companions cute though*
"Ack shit no don't cry dad didn't kill em! He sealed em into boxes and now their about the size of those nenoroid things"
*Lily didn't believe him since his explanation made little to no sense and all she could think was the fluffers are dead and now I gotta tell v his friends are dead... she continues to mourn for the lil fluffers*
(Fuck what do I do I hate it when chicks cry! ;-; it's like putting a animal down its to sad!! Not the scary ones like the really cute ones they put in chick flicks to make you cry. Stop breaking my heart!!)
~meanwhile in the office that's literally the first thing you come into since it's attached to the front door~
"You killed my children..."
"No I can explain I sealed them into small containers after throwing some magic items at them in order to shrink them so they'd stop breaking the house"
(...oh no that didn't sound to believable unless you actually saw it happen)
"So you killed your grandchildren I must fight you for honor have at thee!"
*finger snapped and summoned nightmare while his hair turned to white*
"I JUST FUCKIN CLEANED!!!!!"