"...one this technically isn't much since it's a small step towards a bigger picture but there's a hotel in hell and a bar...-.-unfortunately the only safe space of the two is the hotel since it's difficult to get people to obide by new rules when they happen to be intoxicated, lastly were you aware that your husbands currently in hell?"
"Nope probably didn't wanna make me panic even if he can't die over his mission. But he's coming home in the morning"
"...my queen he can't don't you remember that really long ass conversation we had about demons and hell?"
"...Luci send me to hell then noct can beam me back!"
"...no the other way around would work but secondly...wait actually yes that's possible but your husband might attack him on sight due to them eyes"
"...I don't think I can control what my human form is"
"Yeah you can't but hey at least one of us is sexy"
"Dude your a asshole"
"A sexy ass-...wait no that's wrong"
*Nocturne started to laugh his ass off while lily made a cinnaroll like screech. She doesn't like thinking dirty things if it's not about Dante and her even then she always ended up blushing when undressing.*
*lucifer Levi kicked nocturne then walked over and pinched Lily's checks to make her stop*
"...-.-bitch how will you strike fear and respect into the hearts of your people if you act like a nun having sex whenever someone mentions dirty things?"
*lily hopped up to head butt Lucifer in the chin*
*lucifer winces in pain*
"My sister in laws a nun how dare you!"
(...I wasn't expecting a head butt I should've dodged)
*lily's eyes go from peppy and happy to dark and doll like.*
*lucifer made a upside down cross while mumbleing somthing nocturne probably pissed himself outta fear since he still treats her like his idol.*
"...mission save darling? What happens if noct can't transport him back to here? If I go I take it I won't be able to get back to this version of earth"
"Your correct with that but is that really that bad you two were ditching America anyway"
"...Lucifer think of the consequences that could possibly go terribly wrong with me and now add me trying to defend myself while pregnant and a dog while carrying literally everything we own while welding a fuckin axe"
"...shit your right"
"the weight isn't the problem it's the fact that I'll be attempting to defend four living things at once..."
"...Dante doesn't need protecting"
"Lucifer I'm well aware of that fact but when your in combat and the person you care about more then the fuckin universe itself is fighting there with you, don't you think your adrenaline will kick in and you'll try to protect each other regardless because instincts exist and are a part of evolution. The strong live and the majority of the time will choose to protect those precious to them."
"....in shoot human women and gods are tanks wolfs or bears that can't stop no matter how hard they try...or your a fuckin yandere"
"....the second"
*nocturne screams*
"....kōhai chill. What's the B plan?"
"....I need time and research, or for you to just blurt something out that's mildly logical and for my brain to translate that into what I assume you meant which actually surprisingly hasn't steered me wrong yet, your random but smart"
"Thank you I'm just socially awkward my ideas probably don't come across In a logical manor but they're there."