*nero picked up his phone which is ringing*
he's at his apartment with Kyrie. They just finished dinner. He's helping kyire with the dishes while he talks. Which means he's doing that thing where he has to hold the phone with his shoulder and lean onto it with his ear while he's helping Kyrie.
"Hey what's up you about to get on the plane?"
"Oh Nero tell Dante I say hi"
"Kyire says hi"
*the dorky couples smiling and blushing at each other*
"S-so what's up?"
Hearing Nero stutter Dante thought of two things either they were just acting like love birds or he accidentally called while they were getting busy...he really hoped it wasn't the second since his lucks already shit since he's not sure when he'll get out of hell...
"...listen kid I'm sorry if I interrupted something but this is important...I'm in hell on a sick bike but still I'm in fuckin hell and figure I'll look for Vergil since well it was that Or ditch the proxy and let her die in here...figured Welp shit I'll look for my brother then it'll suck less if I'm not with lily at least I'll be able to fix our family up before I leave right?"
*nero's face goes as pale as his freakin hair*
"Y-you did what? Come back!! She's got twins!!!"
*unintentionally reminded of the church cult orphanage at the thought of another pregnant chick alone and not sure what to do with her children.*
"HOLY SHIT YESSSS"
(...wait no that's worse then just one I'm leaving her she's in more danger then if she was just having one and death threats were already happening...fuck I need to find Vergil fast so I can get the fuck outta here)
"Dante...don't give me a mangina like in 22 jump street but Vergil'-"
"...Nero I swear on my moms grave I'll call you back I see a fuckin building and last time I checked that's not suppose to happen in hell bye"
*hangs up*
...Lily's gonna kill me
*Nero sighed and put his head in his hands*