the warehouse was fully stocked with toys and gave off a creepy vibe the lights no longer lit because no one was paying a electric bill for power. Even though lily doubted weather restraints would do any good on this insane tank she tied him up to a chair with jump rope.
"You didn't have to go to the trouble I'm fine with talking..."
"Doubt that your fucking with my life and the lives of my loved ones."
*she crossed her arms underneath her chest causing her boobs to look a bit provocative*
(YASSS QUEEN)
"Karma stop being bisexualiy turned on by an alternative version of our said queen for a fish darn minute and focus or leave."
*karma takes off his black hoodie with red trim and tied it around his waist to cover up his boner*
"...did you just assume his sexuality I'll drop kick yo-"
"Nah I'm actually bi"
"Oh cool sorry I was about to defend your honor"
"...nah fam it's fine"
"Kay so baby death threats asshole"
*Luscius sighs*
"...not a death threat just facts"
"...they are still in the whom how would you even know this shit!"
"...cuz there's many worlds and realitys also timelines are a thing. Science bitch"
"Science bitch me all you want but that makes zero sense to me because this isn't anime it's real life!"
*Luscius laughs his ass off because her version of real life happened to be in a video game*
"That's it karma hold my snickers I'm whooping dat ass"
~five minutes of beating up a restrained god later~
"...ow and fuck your husband"
"He's mine I'll cut you!"
"Yeah I know I just knew that's piss you off more then saying fuck you"
"I see your point...Regardless what Is it that you want that will make you stop your bs fest and make you leave me and my family alone? Money? power? Men? Women? Traps? Name something anything!! I want you out of my hair!!!"
"I want nothing I already have everything so do you...I'm doing this for the sole purpose of sacrificing the few to save the many logic that you strongly believe in...and for that I need to figure out what will happen once you break it may not be this you it may be another you in a completely different world. But I do intend to cause some version of your downfall."
"...listen prick this isn't a morals college lecture on trains and people who or what will make you stop?"
"...the walking corpse not that bleeds acid and you if you were to team up could kill me but he'd never try to cause harm to his "mother" so he wouldn't kill me."
(...all jokes aside nannashi wouldn't hesitate after I confronted him about it)
*flash backs*
"Hey kid? If your mother in any form asked you to kill me would you"
*a pair of glowing neon green eyes look up at him. a boy wearing a odd army green jumpsuit and a stranger glowing neon green scar on his chin responded to Luscius in a monotone voice coming off as a bit robotic or kuudere*
"Course I would there's plenty of replacements I could have take your place from many realities and timelines. Mother wouldn't know the difference and that "you" would have a lily on each arm."
(Fuck I'm fucked)
"How much do you hate me?"
"Your existence is like the scum that was leftover from the nuclear bombing that took out all mankind except my home land thanks to a self sacrificing demon and a summoner. You are just toxic waste that slowly kills people and causes slow painful suffering and thus are unwanted trash that hangs around tainting the only good thing that I've come in contact throughout my never ending sentence of time...."
~end flashback~
(I'm fine as long as they never come into contact...even if they do I can send my research to a different me and have him carry out the plan. Hasn't come to that yet but now I know it could...better to have her believe his sworn loyalty is to a different version of herself.)
"....how bout I ask it nicely please leave me the fuck alone"
*she said with a angelic smile while flipping the bird with both hands somehow still eminenting pure and cuteness rays while preforming a act one would consider distasteful.*
(...I love you-wait no I'm doing evil stuff to this one she's not my gf!)
*he mentally slaps himself for almost falling for that cute crap*