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Chapter 129 - Blood

I shrugged it off not really wanting to recall anything about my past and began to stride off towards the kitchen intending to clean up whatever mess might have been leftover from our previous egg dying session if lady and trish already hadn't gotten to it before I came back.

*V pulled Lily's shoulder back*

"Your bleeding"

"...huh since when?"

(Well at least I know my body took damage so he'll be fine I was worried for a bit since I didn't feel pain)

"Where you blasting something loud it's your right ear"

"Nope since when's this city safe enough to wander around with music blasting?"

"That is a fair point... but regardless you should treat it"

"...Nero can back me up when I tell you I probably can't enter a hospital for some time I'm not actually sure what happened cuz I can't remember it. But whatever it was it couldn't have been any good."

*Nero didn't speak he's a bit weirded out still about the previous hospital incident so he just nods*

"I don't understand why you can't just grab some cotton balls and stuff it in there and call it good"

Patty not really thinking much of the bleeding offered attempting to calm the guys down. The bleeding had already dried up but they still considered it alarming.

"It's not bleeding it's dry I think I'm fine..."

(I might not be able to hear out of that side til I finish a anime though...-.- well I can test that with earbuds pretty quickly once the dudes calm the hell down.)

"When'd that happen was it while I was beamed into the city or during the split nothing has happened since I've been present to her today..."

(...is dad trying to imply he's been stalking us this entire time?...more specifically my bestie...0-0 no no no noNO! I won't allow it disgusting!!)

"Nero wha-0-0 Nero"

*slaps him as hard as she can*

*patty laughs*

"....I was protecting the booty there's a sticky note saying don't touch"

"Why in satans asshole did you feel the need to slap a sticky note onto my ass?"

"...my instincts say dads a perv"

"My butts for my husbands hands off"

*nero uncomfortable screeching because that image in his head*

*takes a minute for v to process that Jab...Then que the smirk*

(...his instincts aren't wrong though perhaps I should inform lily?)

"...more importantly what should we all do now?"

(Nope business again)

"...I'm technically homeless"

"Yup kinda figured since you just kinda came into existence, and my couch is already taken cuz Nero. That's why I'm asking...also doubt your house is in tact right now Vergil probably got new inhabitants."

*nero chucks his apartment keys at V*

"...sorry pops the demon hand says your a perv it's red and that means shady shit"

"Son how in the fuck did you determine that's what it means?"

"...I guess it's like a mood ring but it's stuck to me forever"

"....ok but how is that logical? I'm your father you should've inherited some smarts"

"....I was in a cult so no and Dante took care of me after he shot up a cult"

"....so my brothers retarded-ness rubbed off on you...dam it"

"Also we don't have school"

"....double dam it that also makes people stupid"

"I'm smart just a delay"

"...good job v that's not your fault a strange boy with the same eyes as her is to blame for my sepuku though"

*nero and Lily's grew pale*

"...that's never a good sign"