.... I hosted dinner last night...those hoes stole my darlings alcohol since I didn't actually know darling even had a stash of alcohol in the house to begin with...they drank almost all of it.this is the forth day of a week without Dante I miss him so bad. It's like torture not being by his side.
*she began to attempt to get up but is pulled back by someone holding her*
(Sweet baby Satan Nero why you cuddling me?! You have a wife!! Also I didn't drink how'd I get in this position whys he holding me?-.-ll)
Lily gazed at the blade she'd impaled into the ground again last night in the same spot she'd slept for a few hours previously..."hey if something works don't change it" wise words from her younger self in the past ran in the back of her head after gazing at the blade...
(Yup little me had a point...)
It takes her more then 3 minutes to process what went down last night...she can't remember anything besides the lesbians getting drunk on her darlings stash and cooking for everyone...her brain suggests a option that made somewhat sense...
(He picked us up and cuddled us so we wouldn't sleep on the floor like a fuckin world war 1 soldier girl...how'd he not wake us up though we're light sleepers?)
...dam logic was right the other option that her brain came up with was that he'd seduced her and cheated on his nun wifefu...
*she looked down she's fully clothed and Nero's got clothes on to*
(That's a no good boy!...wait he's not a puppy wtf brain?)
*nero wakes up for a minute stares at her then falls back to fuckin sleep*
(....that gave me a flashback to what darling does on the weekends except he didn't stuff his face in my bo-)
*nero does the exact same thing his uncle did on the weekend mornings to lily half asleep and thinking of Kyrie*
(Mother fuc)
"NERO"
*he screams and rolled off the bed with a thud*
"Wtf?"
"...Ima say this in the sweetest way possible but I'm not Kyrie"
*He blank stared at her not knowing what he's done*
"...my racks spoken for"
*Nero's still confused*
".....why were you hugging me"
*his face flushed and he got the part*
"I uh well... I just thought it'd be safer then you sleeping like a medieval knight...vow of silence if you didn't like that slap me"
(Fuck this'll hurt like a mother...)
*he grits his teeth and waits to fly across the room from a slap since that one punch scene*
"....how'd I not accidentally attack you like last time?"
"...oh that yeah that was weird you woke up drew the bleed stared at me and stabbed it back in the floor and sat there and crossed your arms and fell asleep"
(Dear sparda he likes the word and or maybe he's just trying really hard to describe shit)
"Neat...well no unless Dante's cool with this weirdness I'll use the blade naps as a backup"
(She has a point I don't think I'd like to get a ass kicking from his possessive protective ass...what's the proper way to ask though next time I'll just text him a picture and ask what I should do about it...doubt he'll get it though)
"Nero wanna do anything today?"
*He shook his head at her. He'd love to hang out with her over taking out the demonic trash but duty calls and his aunts were recovering from hangovers*
"Uh nah sorry I'm the only one on duty today gotta take out the trash so to speak...while I'm here though do you need anything?"
*She shakes her head*
"I'll probably be fine I'll shoot you a text if I get sick or something..."
She looks away trying to hide behind her her somewhat ashamed of the awkward fact. It was an old habit from her old form that had stuck a bit. Nero however thought it was adorable and almost instantaneously regretted that.
(Dam it don't think about her that way! I've got Kyrie besides why'd I even think about my best friend that way?)
Nero ended up leaving after eating breakfast with lily. He'd be out all day since he's the only one that wasn't suffering from a hangover or currently pregnant, left to take out demonic trash. Lily figures it's for the best to try to convince nocturne to help her with the council before she loses more of her sanity.