"Um lily mind if I ask you for some help..."
*lily looks up from a paint funnel and a water balloon she's filling. She's already successfully field half a bucket for her pooch who's happily wagging his tail holding his little catapult in his mouth*
(What in the name of sparda?)
"Sure what's up?"
*Kyrie is still confused at the strange master and servant*
"Uh well I thought you might have something on you to draw partner lotterys with for the game..."
Lily and Cerberus ll looked at each other.
(What in sparda their in sink?!)
"Go get some food on sticks I'll hold it"
She stretched out her hand to the little walking ball of fluff and he plopped a small sling shot in her hand and trots off.
"The doors closed tho-"
Cerberus opened the door by sticking his paws under it and pushed it open somehow and leaves....at this point everyone just stared at the door as it shut... except lily who was already aware how smart that little fluff ball was.
"Was the food spiked?"
Morison asked Dante
"No the chocolate cherries were roulette style those were spiked with alcohol nothing else"
*Lily's head perks up at the thought of *
(candy and booze in one that sounds awesome)
*Nero mumbled*
"But no one ate those..."
*The door swings open again and small fluff ball comes back in holding sweets on sticks in his mouth. There's a muffled woof as he hands them to lily*
"Good boy"
*she pets his head and gives him a treat that isn't people food*
"...were did she keep that"
Patty mumbled "her boobs, I found a wallet in her bra once..."
*nero visibly cringed*
*Kyrie just blushed and looked at the ceiling*
"Anyone wants sweets cuz if not I have to eat em to use the sticks"
*Patty steals one and eats it*
"What we doing about the sticks they all look the same"
*Lily makes a boi are you stupid face*
"Honey there's paint everywhere"
*Patty makes a oh shoot your right face*
"Ya dingus"
"...what even was that insult? Dante you are to old for her she's talking old!"
Dante stood up like he's about to beat the shit out of her for dissing his wife.
"No no nope no down stand down get your eyes back to normal their red"
Dante looks down on him like he's ready to fight him.
"...happy thoughts look there's a puppy Kyrie run I'm not sure what he's about to do but I can feel blood lust"
Someone threw a paint filled water balloon at Dante...or lunched it
"Shi-"
*yandere laughter lily jumped up to dump a bucket of paint over Nero's head*
"...lily what the f-"
Dante eyes went back to their normal pale blue color and he started to laugh.
"...uh hahaha?"
*Nero uncomfortably joined in laughing...he can still feel a sense of blood lust in the air so he's not entirely sure weather it's safe in here or not yet...*
Dante wiped out his paintball guns and started to attack Patty and Nero.
Kyrie misses Dante five times in a nervous attempt to help her man even though she's never used any type of weapon before.
* Cerberus ll uses his tiny catapult to lunch a paint balloon at Kyrie and re loads his little launcher while ducking behind a bucket*
"Kyaaaa"
*She has been spooked by the dog sniper*
"Kyrie!"
Nero was using his bestie as a shield from his uncle because he knew Dante wouldn't do shit if she was his shield. Nero chooses to ditch the safe spot and run to help her. He slides on the floor grabbed a paint gun and goes to fight the puppy sniper.
(Silly demon hoomen thing)
Useing it's size to it's advantage the little fluff ball runs around quickly dodges all of Nero's attacks. While lunching the paint balloons from time to time whenever Nero had to stop to re load his weapon.
(Did she teach that little shit to snip?)
[no she didn't she just cheers it on whenever he does something she deems smart and feeds it treats. He's basically training himself]
*lily is for some strange reason eating sweets and attacking people with Dante*
(I swear if you trip you might impale yourself)
*she threw an empty stick at Patty causing her to lower her guard*
"Hey who thre-"
*She gets a face full of paintballs from Dante and lily*
"That hardly seems fair"
Morrison said before unleashing a barge of paintball bullets at the couple.
"EAT MY RAINBOW FURRY!!"
The couple is now getting shot at from both sides.
"I can't see shit"
*lily got paint in her face*
*dante threw his jacket over her and took the gun from her hand before the jacket basically draped over her like a ghost sheet and began firing at both Patty and Morison at the same time because he now had two guns*
"BACK UP!!!"
"I-I'm sorry I'm helping Nero fight a puppy with paint balloons"
Kyrie responded to Pattys request with denial and felt somewhat bad about it.
"Retreat this bastards crazy"
Morison pulled Patty along with him as they ran from Dante.
~continues in the next chapter~