We were finally home after that week in the hospital. Me and Dante caught up on a bunch of anime so my powers have increased significantly. When we'd settled in back home though I wasn't to happy for some odd reason there was total chaos outside. People were rioting and breaking into stores some dumbass decided to throw a rock through the front doors window.
lily"...happy thoughts happy thoughts"
*I whispered to myself as the mayhem continues outside*
Nero"hey your back so uh where's Dante?"
*he came through the front door as if nothing unusual was going on outside hell the chaos was literally on every channel on tv ether Nero didn't have cable or he's just a dense boy*
lily "darlings boarding up the windows upstairs and unpacking our stuff from the hospital"
Nero"oh cool I uh got a thing"
*he's holding some package warped in tape like he'd opened someone else's mail and was trying to return it. I figured it could've been ours and he'd held onto it for us but he got curious what it was and opened it.*
lily"oh I can take it"
Nero"uh no it's uh not for you..."
lily(ether he's hiding Dante's porn subscription magazines or he got something I can't see)
*her face turns red as her mind goes to the gutter thinking Dante bought her lingerie*
Nero(I didn't word that right I'm sorry Dante)
"So uh yeah he's upstairs right Ima just go upstairs and..."
*the news anchor man*
"Breaking news you know that thing called the purge well uh since the ceasefire ended both demons and humans are doing the equivalent of that right now all over the city...so to the rich people get in the fucking bunkers and hide it out the rest of you ether scream bible verses at people and hope they demons and if your not be prepared to get murdered,SAMANTHA GODAMIT"
*Anchor woman runs in laughing with a flame thrower the tv turned into old school blurred rainbow things and just be beeeping*
Nero0-0"KYRIE"
*drops package and runs back to defend my wifefu*
*Dante runs down grabs the package about to yeet it out the window because he assumed it's a bomb from the previous announcement*
lily"babe no I think it's the dirty thing you bought while we were gone no bomb"
Dante (I don't buy porn cuz I have a wifefu cheating is wrong even if it's just pictures...wtf did kid buy is he trying to get me laid?)
"Later bedroom now"
*he picked her up and was about to run upstairs when a boy with red eyes was thrown through the window and crashed into the office*
Karma "whooo this is fun....hi"
*Dante pointed ebony at the intruder*
Karma "WAIT NO STOP"
[the we will be right back meme plays]