Dante's point of view
{I ended up having to go to a abandoned warehouse for this one safe to say this setting wasn't the norm for me, usually demons pull things like this in a certain month just to be ether funny or a crappy attempt for publicity. Also the 13th yeah for some reason that shit gives you more street cred amongst other demons. To be honest I think it's hella cringey. I walked in pointing ebony and ivory at the entrance I didn't know where the hell this thing was or what it looked like.}
*from his blind spot it attacked him stabbing its claws through his back all the way through he ran straight til the claw came out and shot it in the head*
{this isn't right I thought. It's not dead. Then I realized it was immensely deformed where I thought it's head should have been was actually it's leg. It's ribs where sticking outside it's body and it was limping towards me it was facing upside down like the chick form the ring. I gagged everything that was supposed to be inside was outside on this thing, it didn't resemble ether a demon or a human at this point.}
*it tried to lunge at him again this time he aimed correctly at its head. it died instantly but those red flying things all swarmed him after he killed it.*
{shit poor thing was a trap,Christ this is messed up, I ended up killing all those things it wasn't to hard they were the easy kind of demons I thought it was weird though ether the deformed mess was the leader or all of those lesser demons were someone's past time. Maybe they had infested that place thinking it was safe since there weren't many people around the area,oh that last one seemed the most likely. I should have realized that from the start. I had saved the world at least a few times so maybe I'm just expecting to much out of these things now I thought it was weird there hadn't been any real challenges lately maybe I'll get some later on. I went home and lily drove right up to me clearly panicked about all the blood. She looked like she was about to cry.}
Dante:"hey calm down it's not mine"
lily:*I hugged his leg since I was to short to actually reach him at this point*"I'm just glad your o-ok"*she sobbed a bit*
Patty:..."get a room"
Dante:..."way to ruin the moment"
lily:(I will get stronger and I won't let you talk to him that way...)
Morison:"I got another job this ones a bit of a mess though..."
Dante: "k I'll take it"
Morison:"don't you useally ask for details or pay or something?"
Dante:"it's not just me I have to look out for anymore can't be fussy"
*she blushed a bit*
{she's adorable}
Patty:"hey Dante your house doesn't look that messy for once...are you"
*I threw a magazine at her*
Patty:"jeez I was just asking if you were sick or something"
Dante:"no I don't get sick"
Patty: "lucky"
lily:(oh you do have a brain Barbie that's the smartest thing you said all day...oh yeah it's night I take it back.)
Dante:"you guys mind crashing here for the night with lily I gotta do something..."
lily :"I don't recommend it while they are home..."
Dante:"ok never mind but someone's watching you tomorrow,Morison put the job on hold til the night"
Morison:"now what happened to not complaining?"
Dante:"she can't live in the same cloths forever man"
lily:(with the anime diary I can manage eventually I just need to do a months worth of bingeing without collapsing.I goofed I named it a weeby name but I'm keeping it because references.)
"You have a point but don't get hurt or arrested..."
{she's shaking a bit out of fear of something happening to him,she doesn't know he's unkillable yet}
Dante:"don't worry so much it'll be a cakewalk"
Patty:"he's covered in gore and you think he's in danger for a bust in your crazy"
lily:"...you don't know what I've been through I've got a right to be a paranoid little shit"
Patty:"mini lady much"
Dante:...*was picking gore off himself to form a gore snowball thing he threw it at pattys unscathed side that didn't have gore on it yet*
Patty:"heeey"
Morison:"...is this the second coming of sparda and Eva or something?"
Dante:*threw another gore snowball at him*
lily:"I have no idea what you mean by that but thank you for defending my honor"
{she's blushing as she said that to Dante}
Dante:*can't tell he's also blushing cuz his face had blood on it*
"Yeah no problem..."
*patty basically got dragged out by Morison to let the to go to bed but they didn't get busy Dante's worried he'd kill her if he slept with her due to how physically weak and helpless she is,plus he hadn't actually asked her to be his girlfriend yet sooo yup.*
[anyone watch future diary welp essentially that's what she has but it's the one punch man of that. Dante takes over."to the people reading this thank you, VERGIL SUCK IT I HAVR A WIFEFU AND YOU DON'T*drops mic*
Author chan laughs]