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Heavenly Loli

🇪🇺ImmortalFantasia
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*Disclaimer* The artwork is owned by ZUN of Touhou, all artworks of the game are. This is a story of our cute, stupid, but adorable Loli as she offends and makes friends with gods, and also try to play a VR game named [Heaven&Hell] to get her mind off all the unnecessary troubles and conflicts! *Warning* This novel will be very un-consistent as it is subject to my random and violent mood swings, but i will try to keep it at least relating. Also release schedules will be random or when i have time as i still have school.
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Chapter 1 - Yin's Curse?

I am Lei Feng, only a regular dude living during the 21st Century and also part of the "Sentience"

clan.

Science and such has expanded quickly, but there are many things science still can't explain…

Such as "Gods" and "Magic", many have refused its existence but they still exist within the

shadows, such as today when I was merely looking at Buddha statue when it suddenly stood up

and opened it's eyes too look at me, but it did not bother me much as many stranger things have happened.

[May 7. 2026]

It was just a normal day today, when I passed by a pond.

"Human, how are you able to see us?" An unknown voice said to me

"Because I can." Lei said questioningly.

"Too talk with me like that, are you sure you're human? Even magicians kneel when talking to me!" The voice grows larger and arrogant

"I am no magician, I can only see and hear Magic, but not feel it so don't even bother with that

annoying aura of yours, you look like a ball with it." As a matter of fact Lei makes

"Well why not taking a look at my actual form rather than the pond from the street?" The arrogant voice said menacingly

"Sure, not like you can do anything to me." Lei said annoyingly

"Now that you're here, I am Yin the Female Darkness." A black fish says to me

"You're a fish?" Smiling as Lei said so

"I am so what?" as Yin says so the water turns darker and hints of red show.

"Hi fish." He makes an annoying face as he does so 😛

"Since you still don't even bother talking nicely to me, I curse in the name of the Gods you dare disrespect! May the power of Yin Corrode you!" The red in the water grows out invading the black

of water, forming runes that attack Lei.

"Bye little fish." Leaving just as so with a condescending voice.

Stares at Lei "Umm, I only said those words to make him trip and fall, but how many gods has this idiot offended? The Miasma around him isn't magic so he shouldn't see it, but he must feel it soon…"

"I, Yin, have done nothing wrong so smite me not." Said in a solemn voice

[May 8, 2026]

"I feel weird… Wait, why are my clothes so big? And my hands are small? My hair is long and soft?... I turned into a girl?! That curse yesterday wasn't a joke? No, I got to find that stupid fish again!" Lei "checks" his body all over."

[Pond]

Angrily stomping along the way, Lei yells"Hey! Stupid fish, what did you do to me?!"

"I did nothing wrong, god don't smite me." Solemnly said as she did not sin

"Nothing wrong?! Then why did I turn into a woman!?" Lei Angrily shouts

Confused by the sudden outburst Yin looks over"What? I know that curse was yin in nature but… To change genders… Did you perhaps offend a genderless god? They're pretty sensitive about genders…"

"I don't know, can't tell their gender if the only thing I see is their face." With an unknowing face Lei answers

"Well there is your answer. Also, why are wearing a large shirt "Only"?" Said with harshness

and disgust for him

Embarrassed about the question"Do you think I have women's clothing in my house?"

*Sigh* "As the goddess of Yin, please do not shame women by going out like that. I'll help you once by covering you in magic so please go and get some clothes." Melancholically said

"Tsk, fine." Lei begrudgingly accepts.

[Home]

"Well now that I know I offended a Genderless god, this is going to be permanent. The only thing I can do now is to call my sister or grandfather, well since I don't want a death wish, my sister should do."

{Ring}

"Lei? What did you call me for?" My sister says confused

"Sister Fan I did something…" As Lei says this she sweats heavily

"Why is your voice so high-pitched? Also what did you now?" Fan suspiciously said.

"Please come to my apartment…"

[4 Hours Later]

{Opens Door}

"Sister?"

"Dear heavens what did you do?" Confused at Lei's new body

"I offended a god" Lei cutely says

"Again? I know the gods hate your for some reason, but their mostly petty, nothing like changing your gender… Unless you offended a-"

"Genderless god and the other half of the circle."

Fan stares at Loli expressionlessly "I'm telling grandfather."

"Sister! Please don't I still have a few good years to live! Please!" Lei starts trembling in terror

"Hmm maybe, since you're so cute now, I'll let you live. But how will you deal with school and life?" She says with a grin

"Uh, I'll go using this body?" Lei warily says

"Clothes?"

"Sister you still have some of your smaller clothes right?" questioningly asked Lei

"We're going clothes shopping!" Fan said happily

"Fine! But don't drag it out!" Angrily Lei shouted

[Most likely more than 24 hours has passed]

"M-Monster… How much stamina do you have?" Loli is terrified of Fan.

"Heh. It's not that I have a lot of it. It's just that you lack it."

Fan checks the items she bought "Ok then, 1 month worth of underwear, clothes, toiletries, food, etc."

"Sister why is there 1 gallon of shampoo and conditioner?"

Fan stares at her hair... "You'll need it."

"Ok i'll be back tomorrow so do something until then."

"Okay~"

[Room]

"Now that she's gone i now have my VR equipment, i had this for 1 week now but the game has only just been online today. Now how should i start this?"

{Game Room, Online}

Customization room: Detecting Body type, size, etc.

Height: 56 inches, Weight: ?, 3 Sizes: Shut up.

[Auto make] [Customize]

"Auto make!"

Customization acknowledged, Height: 56 Inches, Hair color: Purple, Body Type: Petite

Please choose your class and stats/ Random?

"This is my first time playing something like this and this is pretty new so their should be no metas yet. Random!"

Acknowledged.

Additional traits/perks for de-buffs.

"List"

[I'm not listing them out so just imagine a lot of choices]

"The 'Demand' and 'Nature' trait is interesting, i guess i'll take it."

Acknowledged.

Customization is complete, extra customization can be done through special NPCs.

Welcome, to the world of [Heaven&Hell]!