We've all read light novels. That NEET fantasy of having a harem of busty girls following you everywhere, being the OP "Chosen One" of some MMO-like fantasy world, or encountering the extraordinary on a daily basis, etc. etc.

Now, what if I told you that those worlds DO exist, and you have the possibility of becoming the protagonist of some perverted 30-year-old Japanese incel's next sex deprived/drug-induced light novel? Well, that's what happened to me. This is how I came to realize those fantasies aren't all that good.

It all began when I woke up in an unfamiliar bed...