Zhang Yong spent a few days in front of his computer playing video games while contemplating what one hundred wives would be like.... Next to him, a few maids fed him grapes and brought him lunch as he played a very difficult game... This game required complete focus, intelligence, and dedication! He couldn't spend a second on his homework because of this game, and had a few imperial tutors working on his homework night and day....
"So.... heh.... mother and father found another wife for me today! YAY! One hundred wives.... I can't wait to make them do everything for me... hehehehehehe!"
The happy Zhang Yong looked blissful as he focused on the supposed impossible level in a game called God's Paradise.... He found this game online on a server known as Third Heaven.... He started playing the game, and quickly found a few flaws in the code.... This caused him to arrive in a hidden zone with a tree.... Did he finally complete this stupid game that no one had ever beaten before?!
"This is really ridiculous! Imperial Tutor! Look.... I beat the unbeatable game, hahahaha!"
Zhang Yong smiled and tossed away the remote as his character walked up to the tree activating a cut scene with a lot of dialog..... Since Zhang Yong never lost a game, he'd beaten more games then he could count, he quickly made his way to the bed where three maids were preparing his lunch....
"You are chosen! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Chosen.... are you talking to me maid? Are you finally ready to examine my pelvic region?" Zhang Yong smiled as the three ladies blushed and the imperial tutor covered his eyes....
"No, no you uncultured buffoon! You beat a game that took me 1000 years to make! I can't believe you actually looked through the code to find the answer to the riddle on the wall! You little cheater hahaha! Come get your reward!"
"Reward.... I.. I want to eat lunch..." Zhang Yong's tummy grumbled as the maid put the food near his mouth.... This voice in his head seemed to make him really hungry, and suddenly the skies turned black and lightning started causing the window to flash, and shake....
"You foolish mortal! Get your reward or die! What do you say?"
Zhang Yong laughed and then felt a wind coming out from his backside.... This entire ordeal appeared to be giving him gas and worry..... He didn't know what he wanted to say, and only desired to survive....
"Um.... okay! I will take your best reward! However, can I eat now?"
"No! You completed a game that required the secrets of the universe to unlock! However, you literally just copied and pasted the code! Hmph, I will make you learn the rules of the universe as fast as possible!"
"As for your little fast stomach, humph! Give it two weeks, and you will lose all that flubber...."
"Now.... you have a ten year limit to join me in the third realm, or your entire universe will explode into smithereens.... Enjoy your gift brat! hahahaha!"
Zhang Yong smiled hearing the nice fake man's voice finally fade out of his head... "Wow.... I totally need to eat more.... I'm going to go crazy if I don't get enough meat.... As for my homework, I think the imperial tutors are almost done.... I'll have my doppleganger that I hired take it to school later so I can play a harder game...."
Zhang Yong opened his mouth and took a bite of food off the still blushing maids chop sticks....
"Zhang Yong... come quick... come quick! A huge package for you has just arrived!"