Kate- groaning "Ugh, head's killin' me..."
Cere- Good morning, Kate. It appears you may be experiencing a hangover.
Kate- "No shit... Ugh, where the hell..?"
Cere- You are in Alana's room.
Kate- "Clothes? And how the fuck... up here?"
Cere- I am unable to provide those pieces of information.
Kate- Ain't this day starting just perfectly? Fucking Hell! Tripping...!
*Boom*
"OUCH!"
Cere- Well, on the plus column you just found your underwear. You got lucky that gravity on the Moon so low. How you just managed to catapult yourself face-first like that is so statistically improbable I might have to ask you to repeat it, you know, for science.
Kate- Yeah yeah, ah ah, laugh it up you tin can.
Cere- You are mixing up your metaphors, in this situation you're the can that's full of tin.
Kate- I should be able to find pliers downstairs to extract you somehow... Damn, smells... like old times. Queen's breakfast I think. Been ages.
Queen Victoria- "Well, well, look who's finally awake! You're lucky, dear, I just finished making breakfast."
Kate- "Been a long time second mom. I wasn't expecting to see you still doing breakfast, was sure you'd get the help to do that by now."
Queen Victoria- "Oh, you know me, always helping out where I can. Now, sit down and let me serve you a proper meal. You must be famished!"
Kate- Fuck, that's good... taste's almost... foreign I guess it is, I was someone else, back then. Somehow it feels more like a VR I loaded than my own memories...
Queen- "Sorry I haven't made anything special for you today, Cherry didn't warn me."
Kate- "Well, you were always out like a light past seven. I came in later."
Alana- "OOOOH! Look who's up folks! The life of yesterday's party! Ain't you a bit ashamed?"
Kate- "Wait, what?"
Alana- "Well, ya see sis, last night you... ah, that's too horrible to remember!" *smirks*
Kate- "Stop gloating and spit!"
Alana-"Hum, OK, first you basically drank and snorted the reserves dry... then you started to try to find yourself a good time with someone... anyone really."
Kate- "Fuck... sucks but ain't that ba...."
Alana- "then when nobody took up your offer you got a bit excited and started to dance naked on the bar while sobbing uncontrollably about nobody loving ya."
Kate-"..."
Fuck!
Cere- Indeed, might I remind you of Dr. Watson's services?
Alana- " Then you tried kissing Cherry and me and offered REALY affordable services..."
Kate- Wait a minute... "You're pulling my leg ain't you?"
Alana- *fake innocent sounding* "Me? Whatever gave you that silly notion?"
Kate- "You sadistic little trollop! Take that!"
Alana- "Muhahahaha, you've asked for it!"
Queen Victoria- "Girls! Girls! PEACE! I don't want the compandroids to have to clean this up, they have to get ready for today. They don't have the time to clean up teenage-level pranks.
Kate- "Fine, fine... truce. For now."
Alana- "Truce. Just couldn't resist pulling your leg a bit."
Queen Victoria- "Now that's settled, finish up before it gets cold. Ah! Cherry, you want something?"
Cherry- "I'll eat later... Kate, tourterelle, mind joining me for a second honey? I wanna chat with you about something."
Kate- "Sure, gimme a minute."
Cherry- "No hurry."
Kate- "That was good. Thanks, Queen."
Queen Victoria- "You're welcome, dear. Come back for some anytime."