Fangfang reached the main hall, where a man surrounded from men in black and a woman sat on a chair over the stairs.
Fangfang: GIVE ME BACK MY FRI-Huh?!
He was shocked when he saw who was the man that looked like the stereotype Mafia boss.
Fangfang: Father, Mother!?
The men in black took something from their clothes and pointed it up, before a golden ball came out from the ceiling and opened, revealing a giant paper where "Welcome to the Huang family" was, and the others shot confetti.
Fangfang: ...Eh?
Everyone: Welcome!
Fangfang was taken to the pool outside the mansion, where Lingling was waiting for him, Gabriel was in the water and Moka was sunbathing.
Gabriel: Hey there.
Fangfang: W-what…?
Father: Ahhh… Actually, we didn't have enough time to finish the welcoming preparations, so we needed to 'stall' you guys. I didn't think Fangfang would bring some friends. Think of it as a game of tag! And as you can see, the ones that were caught have been treated well, so please forgive us!
Fangfang: Ha… Haha… Hahahahahahah… YOU GOTTA BE JOKING!! I THOUGHT THAT THE MIU FAMILY WAS HERE!!!
And then, a voice came from behind him.
?: Fufu… Did you have fun? My acting was also pretty good, don't you think?
Fangfang: So you were behind this! That was so mean… There's a limit to the kind of pranks your allowed to play, Lord Touhou Fuhai…
Gabriel and Moka were a bit in alert and looked at the same direction that Fangfang was looking, finding… A chinese woman holding a furred fan.
Touhou?: Thanks for coming everyone. Please enjoy yourselves.
Gabriel: No, wait, that voice was completely different…
He looked down, and found a really little old man… The old man had long white hair and his skin showed everyone his age, he was wearing black glasses and was smoking from a pipe.
Gabriel and Moka were looking with a disappointed look, it wasn't for his power, Gabriel was able to feel it and confirm that he was almost as strong as Issa Shuzen, but… His looks were really disappointing…
Touhou: ...What's with that disappointed look? Have you got something to say?
Gabriel: Oh, don't mind me… 'No, wait… Rule 12 of anime, the elders don't get weaker with time despite what they say…'
[Later]
They were taken to the dining hall, which had already a big banquet on a long table.
Gabriel: Wow…
Touhou: I'm sure there's much you want to talk about, but let's eat first, I'm starving. And you… Gabriel?
Gabriel: Yep.
Touhou: Gabriel, you have your dishes over there, we heard from Lingling about your… Abnormal diet.
Gabriel: Thanks…
He and Moka sat on their seats, when Fangfang's father's voice boomed over.
Father: Come on, eat up! This is the first time Fangfang has ever brought his friends home!
Gabriel: Alright, then excuse me… Jesus, even though this is simple beef the taste is amazing…
Moka: S-So this what it tastes like… It's delicious.
The father patted Gabriel's back while holding a bottle of wine and laughed.
Father: Gahaha! That's great!! I like you guys! So? Can you handle some alcohol!?
Gabriel: Alcohol? Gimme gimme!
He picked the bottle and drank the entire thing.
*Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* ..... *Clang*
Gabriel: That's good shit!
His face was slightly red, but he was still able to think normally thanks to his small resistance to poison, meanwhile Moka talked to Fangfang.
Moka: Your father is exactly what I expected the head of a Yakuza to be like…
Fangfang: Really? He's actually a really nice father, I mean, he fell in love and married the daughter of a rival organization, they're like the passionate Romeo and Juliet couple.
The father is named Huang Fei-Hung while the mother is named Huang Timtim.
While Moka and Gabriel was distracted, their food disappeared from the table, appearing back with Touhou, either in his hands or in his mouth.
Touhou: The food is always better when we have guests!
Gabriel: Oi!
Suddenly, some needles flew out and pierced Touhou's head, letting the food fall, Gabriel and Moka looked back, and found Timtim releasing killing intent and looking at Touhou.
Fei-Hung: Even though it doesn't seem like it, she is a master of Martial Arts, so you really shouldn't make her angry.
Timtim: Eat quietly.
Touhou: ...Yes…
And then, Outer Moka's voice came from the rosario.
Outer Moka: 'This is a little unexpected.'
Moka: Outer…
Outer Moka: 'I expected Touhou Fuhai to be more strict. It doesn't feel like he's the world's most powerful dark arts user.'
Moka: No… Don't be tricked by his appearance, even though it may not seem like it, he barely shows any openings…
Gabriel: But you do.
Moka: Huh?
Touhou: Ohh… That's interesting, you can talk to your rosary?
He was only centimeters away from Moka, surprising her, the Touhou held her rosary and looked at it.
Fangfang: Gabriel, you saw him!?
Gabriel: Even if he is fast and has a good control of Youki, being able to escape my eyes is out from his limits.
Touhou: I see… So this is the seal? And it's starting to break. You should get it fixed as soon as possible.
Moka: As… As expected of Touhou Fuhai. Then we can cut the small talk, I've come here hoping that you can help me fix the seal…
Touhou held a bag that gave it to her and said.
Touhou: ...Hmph. Then first of all wear this, we'll talk after that.
Moka: ...What's this?
Fangfang: Lord Touhou Fuhai. Don't tell me you're getting her to wear that legendary costume!?
Timtim: It's better if you don't wear that, it's very dangerous.
Gabriel: ...Legendary costume…?
He used his En to look at it, and immediately spit out the alcohol he was drinking.
Moka: ...Interesting, all I have to do is wear this, right?
Touhou: Yeah… And one more important thing, once you wear that, don't forget to add "-Daccha" to the end of all your sentences.
Moka: Daccha…?
[Later]
Moka came out from her room wearing only a pair of small horns, a tiger-styled bra, panties and kneesocks.
Moka: ...And? How is this legendary... Daccha?
Gabriel: …
Touhou jumped at Moka saying.
Touhou: You're the best! Next, call me darling… Call me darling when addressing me!
...But he was hammered in the ground with a punch from Moka.
Moka: What do you think you're doing-ccha, Darling!?
Touhou: Ohoho… You're like the real thing! [AN: Search Uresei Yatsura]
Gabriel: ...Old man, how much does that costume cost?
Moka: DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, DACCHA!!!
She was covering everything she could about her and blushed when she saw Gabriel's strangely interested face…
Fangfang: You see, Lord Touhou Fuhai really loves manga. Especially in these few years, he's gotten into cosplay as well, so things have gotten a bit out of hand.
Gabriel: Manga and Cosplay… That's another unexpected hoppy, why does he…
Touhou: Hmph… You youngsters would never understand… You see, I was really popular back in the days, but as time went on, I got older and older and before I was even aware, women started to leave me… And that was when I realized the truth…!
2D girls last forever!! They would never betray me!
Gabriel: '...That's my nigga,3D women are just evil, I would say that, but I am literally together with a girl from a harem ecchi anime… This is so confusing!!'
Timtim: Be quiet, you 2D otaku.
Touhou hugged Moka from behind, surprising her.
Gabriel: Oi, old man! That's off limits!
Touhou: Ahhh, your skin is so beautiful, it's like cel!!
Moka: You…
Touhou: It's been so long… Now that you mention it, that person's skin was like this too…
Gabriel: Eh?
Moka: That person…?
Touhou: You're Akashiya Moka, right? I knew it the moment I saw you.
Moka: ...Who… Who is it? Who is this person you're talking about…?
Touhou: Though your auras are different, you've grown up to be exactly like her… Exactly like your mother, Akasha.
Gabriel: 'Oh? The plot is thickening...