Sean Connery walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and
then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date
running late?"
"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this
state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A
state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must
be broken because I'm wearing panties!"
Bond smirks tap his watch and says,
"Bloody thing's an hour fast."