Dear Wife,
I'm writing you this letter to tell
you that I'm leaving you
forever. I've been a good man
to you for 7 years & I have
nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have bee
hell. Your boss called to tell me
that you quit your job today &
that was the last straw. Last
week, you came home & didn't
even notice l had a new haircut,
had cooked your favorite meal
& even wore a brand new pair of
silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went
straight to sleep after watching
all of your soaps. You didn't tell
me you love me anymore; you
don't want sex or anything that
connects us as husband &wife.
Either you're cheating on me or
you don't love me anymore;
whatever the case, I'm gone
Your Ex-Husband.
P.S. don't try to find me. Your
SISTER & I are moving away to
West Virginia TOGETHER! Have a
great life!!